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Okay, so I wrote two smutfics today. This one is Mystrade and a bit inspired by that awesome gifset:

Midnight Touch – Mycroft’s been working too hard. Greg knows how to make him relax.

short teaser below the cut

Greg was one of the few people who could walk into Mycroft’s office without an invitation. Besides, it was nearly midnight and the office building was practically empty. The man was at his desk like usual, working on some paperwork. He barely looked up as the door opened. “What do you need, Gregory?”

“It’s almost midnight,” said Greg, walking towards him.

“I will hardly turn into a pumpkin.” Mycroft put his pen down. Greg could see the lines that said he’d barely been sleeping.

“Mycroft.” Greg put both hands on the desk and leaned over him.

The other man sighed and leaned back in his chair. “If I told you I have very important work to do would it matter?”

“Not one bit.” Stepping back, Greg started on the buttons of his shirt. Mycroft licked his lips as he watched him.

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shananaomi:

stretchthesegoldenwings:

WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE SESAME STREET LES MIS PARODY

You guys, my mom—who right now is hanging out with my 18-month-old nephew—texted me this week about how I just HAD TO watch this Sesame Street parody. And I didn’t even write her back because I was didn’t want to have to explain that, uh, I don’t watch Sesame Street anymore! 

I should have known Tumblr had me covered.

That’s the sound of Jean BonBon, he’s the guy who would not share.

THE SNUFFLEUPAGUS NAPOLEON ELEPHANT

ANGELFOOD

OH MY GOD WHY

“YES LET’S TEACH KIDS ABOUT EMOTIONS THROUGH LES MISERABLES”

SOBBING

SO HARD

OH MY GOD

ONE DAY S’MORE

I CAN’T

JFKL;DJAKGL;HADFJKHGDFLAJKGLFDJAKL;GJA

this is amazing

NAILED IT

if anyone asks me what Les Mis is about I’m pretty much just going to send them this

OH MY GOD

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
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MAKE ME ADMIT STUFF

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
6. What are you excited for?
7. What happened tonight?
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
9. Is confidence cute?
10. What is the last beverage you had?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
18. The last time you felt broken?
19. Have you had sex today?
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
21. Are you in a good mood?
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
24. What do you want right this second?
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
34. Listening to?
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
38. Who did you last call?
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
44. Do you tan in the nude?
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
49. Do you dance in the car?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is Christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. What is your favorite book?
75. Do you study better with or without music?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. Ever been in love?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was the last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. Do you want to get married?

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feverpitchfiasco:

I’ve been writing a Sherlock fanfic for NaNoWriMo this year, and I’m actually very very proud of how it’s coming out so far. So if you like some good old fashioned hurt/comfort (emotional and otherwise), then go give it a read on ao3!

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This is really pretty good and you people should read it

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Huh, looks like i’m writing some desk sex mystrade.