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Apparently I’ve got mystrade on the brain. I’m writing another small story at work today. I know I have other stuff to write.

Also I have 50 works on AO3 now. Apparently Sherlock makes me prolific.

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kingslyers:

He’s the last of his kind. He looks young, but he’s lived for hundreds and hundreds of years. And wherever they take you, Melody, however scared you are, I promise you, you will never be alone. Because this man is your father. He has a name, but the people of our world know him better as the Last Centurion

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I have a british question for you. This is probably a weird one. What’s the levels of cursing. Like, what’s a mild curse up to I can’t believe that word came out of your mouth. I know I was a shocked when the doctor said “damn”, but I think that’s not as bad over there? I’m curious and also….writing purposes?

willietheplaidjacket:

Ooo good question.

Yeah, ‘damn’ is almost as tame as it gets. 

What people find acceptable and what people find offensive can be dependent on where you are. For example, I live in Scotland for the majority of the year and can testify to the fact that ‘cunt’ is not nearly as offensive here as it might be in England simply because it is used so often. Obviously it also depends on who you’re talking to. 

But here is, in my opinion, a list of tame to bad:

Damn
Bloody
Arse
Cock
Prick
Wanker
Bastard
Bugger
Piss
Dick
Bollocks
Bitch (Son of a bitch)
Shit
Fuck (Motherfucker is probably a step up from ‘fuck’)
Cunt

But really, it depends who you’re talking to. I often greet my friend as ‘Alright you cunt?’ so yeah.  

If you really want to get a strong reactions, variety is the key (See ‘The Thick of It’ for perfect example)

Hope that helps 🙂 It was fun for me to write at least.