jazzforthecaptain:

one-turn-kill:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

sassduck:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

wholockhead-willbeanastronaut:

lumos5000:

i didn’t choose the fandom life. the fandom life came to my dorm room in the middle of the night and said, “dad’s on a hunting trip and hasn’t been home in a few weeks.” 

I didn’t choose the fandom life, the fandom life grabbed.my hand and whispered ‘run’

I didn’t choose the fandom life. the fandom life knocked down my door and said “Yer a wizard” 

I didn’t choose the fandom life, the fandom life blackmailed me into joining the Glee club

I didn’t choose the fandom life the fandom life sent me a text “Come at once if convenient. If inconvenient, come anyway.”

I didn’t choose the fandom life. The fandom life said “this is my design.”

I didn’t choose the fandom life. The fandom life challenged me to a duel.

I didn’t choose the fandom life. The fandom life ordered a pizza under the name of Torchwood. Who does that?

That would be me. I’m a twat.