Mobiles, landlines, tin cans with bits of strong, everything, absolutely everything. No phones, phones all broken.
(uses hand as phone)
Hello? Anyone there? No, because the phones aren’t working!
I love Ianto Jones
Sometimes a flat-footed sentence is what serves, so you don’t get all writerly: ‘He opened the door.’ There, it’s open.
Bill Nye on Dancing with the Stars, dancing to ‘Weird Science’.
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