Don’t tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.
Anton Chekhov (via the-right-writing)
Since getting my Jack Harkness phone case I’ve started calling my phone Jack…. Hopefully my phone is also immortal and self repairing, but I kind of doubt it.
GUESS WHO JUST MADE HOLY WATER AND PUT IT IN A SPRAY BOTTLE
YO BITCHES PEPPER SPRAY IS SO LAST YEAR
But dude, what would happen if you were like going to pepper spray someone but you used holy water instead, and the reaction was the same?
