God: Gabe, stop, I’m working.
Gabriel: I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING TOOOOOOO!
God: Here’s a box of parts, go nuts.
God: -several hours later- Gabe? Where are you, my son?
Gabriel: DAD, LOOKIT!
God: Dafuq is that?
Gabriel: A PLATYPUS!
OHMYGODS, THANK YOU FOR DRAWING THAT!
And on the seventh day, he took a motrin and laid down
God: Gabe, stop, I’m working.
Gabriel: I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING TOOOOOOO!
God: Here’s a box of parts, go nuts.
God: -several hours later- Gabe? Where are you, my son?
Gabriel: DAD, LOOKIT!
God: Dafuq is that?
Gabriel: A PLATYPUS!
OHMYGODS, THANK YOU FOR DRAWING THAT!
omfg i am so sorry to all you non-native english speakers that need to learn this shit
#welcome to english #here’s your bag of 150 wtfs #use them wisely
Yup… yup. And people don’t believe me when I say that English is hard.
omfg i am so sorry to all you non-native english speakers that need to learn this shit
#welcome to english #here’s your bag of 150 wtfs #use them wisely
Yup… yup. And people don’t believe me when I say that English is hard.
reasons Steven Colbert will aways be my favorite news anchor
i havent eaten an apple in days. the doctors are closing in. my barricade wont last much longer. theyre coming. tell my family i love them
i love how the american media frets over showing lgbt characters on tv shows and then the bbc makes a tv show where the main character is literally an omnisexual immortal alien who eventually turns into a giant disembodied face and no one gives a fuck
Except Jack isn’t an alien, he’s human just with an extra blessing/curse
i love how the american media frets over showing lgbt characters on tv shows and then the bbc makes a tv show where the main character is literally an omnisexual immortal alien who eventually turns into a giant disembodied face and no one gives a fuck
Except Jack isn’t an alien, he’s human just with an extra blessing/curse