{"id":98796,"date":"2016-05-31T23:27:22","date_gmt":"2016-05-31T23:27:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/05\/31\/roachpatrol-joshnewberry-people-who-complain\/"},"modified":"2016-05-31T23:27:22","modified_gmt":"2016-05-31T23:27:22","slug":"roachpatrol-joshnewberry-people-who-complain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/05\/31\/roachpatrol-joshnewberry-people-who-complain\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/roachpatrol.tumblr.com\/post\/145129434023\" target=\"_blank\">roachpatrol<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/joshnewberry.tumblr.com\/post\/144945649985\" target=\"_blank\">joshnewberry<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>people who complain about dinosaurs\u00a0\u201cnot being scary anymore\u201d because its been discovered they have feathers and are closely related to\/ancestors of birds are so bizarre like<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>its not about how scary they are, they are\/were real life animals and what matters is learning more about them, not how well they fit into your science fiction horror film lol<\/li>\n<li>can you imagine a 13 foot chicken running at you with full intent to eat you??? thats fucking terrifying holy shit<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>peacocks are synonymous with vain, frivolous beauty and they will attack cars. they will attack you while you try to get to your car. they\u2019re like six feet of useless feathers and they will destroy you. imagine if they were carnivorous and had functional spurs.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>a t-rex could look like a gay disco ball and i guarantee that you would fucking book it if it had a problem with you<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>roachpatrol: joshnewberry: people who complain about dinosaurs\u00a0\u201cnot being scary anymore\u201d because its been discovered they have feathers and are closely related to\/ancestors of birds are so bizarre like its not about how scary they are, they are\/were real life animals and what matters is learning more about them, not how well they fit into your &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/05\/31\/roachpatrol-joshnewberry-people-who-complain\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[445,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98796"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=98796"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98796\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=98796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=98796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=98796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}