{"id":97895,"date":"2016-06-07T17:54:26","date_gmt":"2016-06-07T17:54:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/07\/lolrider-faedex-spitandvinegar-new-hobby\/"},"modified":"2016-06-07T17:54:26","modified_gmt":"2016-06-07T17:54:26","slug":"lolrider-faedex-spitandvinegar-new-hobby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/07\/lolrider-faedex-spitandvinegar-new-hobby\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/lolrider.tumblr.com\/post\/145450781999\" target=\"_blank\">lolrider<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/faedex.tumblr.com\/post\/145304996702\" target=\"_blank\">faedex<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/spitandvinegar.tumblr.com\/post\/143886977598\" target=\"_blank\">spitandvinegar<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>New hobby idea: using phrases that sound like down-home folksy expressions you learned from your grandma but are actually just nonsense you just made up<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; that man really salts my melon!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; you know what they say, it takes a bushel of corn to feed one chicken<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; a louse will live on any head it lands on<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; don\u2019t put down a salt lick and say you ain\u2019t got cows<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; there\u2019s a guy who eats half the berries and says the pie shell\u2019s too big<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; like digging a pond and hoping for ducks<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This was supposed to be a joke and all but as a southerner, these still make sense.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>its weird these don\u2019t mean anything but you can still kind of intuit what they <i>would <\/i>mean if they were things people actually said.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>lolrider: faedex: spitandvinegar: New hobby idea: using phrases that sound like down-home folksy expressions you learned from your grandma but are actually just nonsense you just made up &#8211; that man really salts my melon! &#8211; you know what they say, it takes a bushel of corn to feed one chicken &#8211; a louse will &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/07\/lolrider-faedex-spitandvinegar-new-hobby\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[677,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97895"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97895"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97895\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97895"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97895"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97895"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}