{"id":97385,"date":"2016-06-11T13:08:51","date_gmt":"2016-06-11T13:08:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/11\/ridiculously-easy\/"},"modified":"2016-06-11T13:08:51","modified_gmt":"2016-06-11T13:08:51","slug":"ridiculously-easy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/11\/ridiculously-easy\/","title":{"rendered":"Ridiculously Easy."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thebibliosphere.tumblr.com\/post\/145440454846\" target=\"_blank\">thebibliosphere<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\u201cRidiculously easy buttermilk biscuits!\u201d You click the link. It\u2019s a novella about finding inner peace in suburbia. You never knew you were disturbed till now.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cRidiculously easy green beans!\u201d You click the link, there are twelve ingredients. None of them are green beans.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cRidiculously easy salted pistachio caramel latte coffee cake in three easy steps!\u201d You click the link. There are twelve steps.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u201cRidiculously easy marshmallow fondant!\u201c You click the link. It\u2019s another novella about suburbia, this time about the dangers of feeding chemicals to your children. You wonder when you acquired these children and worry about their eyes. They are too bright, too happy, too shining\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u201cRidiculously easy evaporated milk custard!*\u201d *Must own own cow.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cRidiculously easy shortcake in 12 steps!\u201d You click the link. There are no steps.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cRidiculously easy, easy to make, easy in three minutes, easy!\u201d It doesn\u2019t tell you what you\u2019re making but you\u2019re pretty certain it shouldn\u2019t be hissing.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cRidiculously easy,\u201d the article reads,\u00a0\u201ceasy, it\u2019s so easy, easy\u201d you hear laughing. Your face hurts why does your face hurt?<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s so easy,\u201d you tell you friends, your smile is not your own. You can feel your teeth growing,\u00a0\u201cso easy, you\u2019ll hardly feel a thing!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>thebibliosphere: \u201cRidiculously easy buttermilk biscuits!\u201d You click the link. It\u2019s a novella about finding inner peace in suburbia. You never knew you were disturbed till now. \u201cRidiculously easy green beans!\u201d You click the link, there are twelve ingredients. None of them are green beans. \u201cRidiculously easy salted pistachio caramel latte coffee cake in three easy &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/11\/ridiculously-easy\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Ridiculously Easy.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[12219,12218,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97385"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97385"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97385\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}