{"id":97297,"date":"2016-06-12T03:25:13","date_gmt":"2016-06-12T03:25:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/12\/blackhorseandthecherrytree-nourgelitnius\/"},"modified":"2016-06-12T03:25:13","modified_gmt":"2016-06-12T03:25:13","slug":"blackhorseandthecherrytree-nourgelitnius","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/12\/blackhorseandthecherrytree-nourgelitnius\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

blackhorseandthecherrytree<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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nourgelitnius<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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tofixtheshadows<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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It\u2019s come to my attention that I have not yet made a post
\nabout Farmer\u2019s Market Hot\u2122. \u00a0<\/p>\n

Farmer\u2019s Market Hot is a specific kind of aesthetic that is
\nthe result of me watching Orphan\u2019s Black and trying to describe the hotness of
\nCal to others.<\/p>\n

\"image\"<\/figure>\n

See my point?<\/p>\n

Farmer\u2019s Market Hot is a wholesome kind of hot. Rugged but approachable.
\nIt\u2019s not the kind of hot where you immediately go, \u201cOh my god they\u2019re so
\nperfect, I want to take them home and photograph them\/tear their clothes off.\u201d That\u2019s
\nfor later. <\/p>\n

This is the kind of hot for people who would visit the farmer\u2019s
\nmarket to buy some organic cheeses on their way to pick up their kids from
\ntheir Creativity Through Music class. It\u2019s the look that says \u201cI\u2019m here to
\nsupport our local beekeepers.\u201d You see them and it makes you want to settle down.
\nYou want to do your taxes with them, raise dogs together. <\/p>\n

It\u2019s borderline hipster without the elitism and irony,
\nborderline country without the sound of Tim McGraw. If they\u2019re white, racist
\nshit like dreads automatically disqualifies them.<\/p>\n

Guys will most likely be stubbly, or bearded, but not to the
\npoint of lumberjack. Think Chris Evans in between Marvel movies.<\/p>\n

\"image\"<\/figure>\n

Pictured: a man who wants to buy artisan bread from a stall
\nand be polite to the merchants.<\/p>\n

Imagine a woman with a sunflower tattoo, wearing a high-low
\ndress and clunky dependable boots, holding a dog\u2019s leash while she waits at the
\nknife sharpening booth. Imagine a man wearing flannel and holding a baby while
\ntalking about ethical alternatives to quinoa. <\/p>\n

Farmer\u2019s Market Hot\u2122. <\/p>\n

Add this to your vocabulary.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

It\u2019s that time of the year again, so I felt the need to bring this back.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

<\/figure>\n<\/p>\n

farmer\u2019s market hot<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

blackhorseandthecherrytree: nourgelitnius: tofixtheshadows: It\u2019s come to my attention that I have not yet made a post about Farmer\u2019s Market Hot\u2122. \u00a0 Farmer\u2019s Market Hot is a specific kind of aesthetic that is the result of me watching Orphan\u2019s Black and trying to describe the hotness of Cal to others. See my point? Farmer\u2019s Market Hot … <\/p>\n

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