{"id":97245,"date":"2016-06-12T14:43:52","date_gmt":"2016-06-12T14:43:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/12\/im-going-to-need-that-saga-of-how-you-saw\/"},"modified":"2016-06-12T14:43:52","modified_gmt":"2016-06-12T14:43:52","slug":"im-going-to-need-that-saga-of-how-you-saw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/12\/im-going-to-need-that-saga-of-how-you-saw\/","title":{"rendered":"I’m going to need that saga of how you saw Fellowship for the first time."},"content":{"rendered":"

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WELL MA\u2019AM IT WENT A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS<\/p>\n

So I mentioned being a sensitive child?<\/p>\n

Well my dad saw FOTR in theaters when it came out. The next day he\u2019s telling me in the car\u00a0\u2018oh you wouldn\u2019t like it, it\u2019s very scary and it\u2019s got all these monsters\u2019<\/p>\n

So naturally when he bought the dvd he put it on during dinner.<\/p>\n

Now Fellowship is a kickass movie right? 10 year old me was very intrigued. I got to about the Nazgul before I was like NOPE. And I went to the bathroom first which is on the same side of the house as my dad\u2019s legendary tv and sound system that can make the house shake(And he loves blasting it) So I\u2019m taking a moment in the bathroom when the wizard fight happens. Now\u2026imagine your 10, and hearing just the audio of that scene with no context. Here\u2019s a link to refresh your memory\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n

So I nope-d all the way to my dads office since my room was too close to that noise and the office was on the other side of the house. My dad was on the phone at this point with his girlfriend when I came in there to hide and he asked me\u201dWhat\u2019s the problem, THE GIANT SPIDERS AREN\u2019T UNTIL THE NEXT MOVIE\u201d at which point I nope-d myself into eternity and watched Disney for 3 hours in my dads office.<\/p>\n

The next day when it was nice and bright out and my dad was too busy to walk in and crank the volume up on the tv I asked my sister to finish the movie with me because I was and have always been a curious little shit. I asked her to tell me when to shut my eyes and also told her she was not allowed to leave the room until the movie was over. We got to the end and I was hooked. It took many rewatchings before I could get through that movie with my eyes open and the dead marshes scene in Two Towers was a struggle when I saw it in theaters but thats how I first experienced Lord of the Rings and found a lifelong obsession<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Aww, that\u2019s adorable!<\/p>\n

I always think people whose age I don\u2019t know are older than me. I was 16 when Fellowship was in theatres, I\u2019d read the Silmarillion, the Hobbit, and LotR several times prior to watching the films, and was mainly concerned with whether or not one Hugo Weaving would make a good Elrond (answer: he made the best<\/i>\u00a0Elrond) and how much screen time Liv Tyler had managed to grab from whoever would have been playing Glorfindel (answer: all the screen time. All of his scenes that were in the film, she grabbed, except the one she was always going to be in as well).<\/p>\n

\u00a0I\u2019m not quite sure LotR would have scared 10 year old me, who studied historical torture techniques out of curiosity in her spare time because why not, might be useful in a pub quiz some 20 years down the road.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

And I assume everybody on tumblr is younger than me unless otherwise indicated so lol. Hugo Weaving was the best tho. And were you said at the lack of Glorfindel? because in retrospect I am just pleased theres more screentime for ladies in such a male dominated film.<\/p>\n

But yeah, I think the extent of my horror was a bit of an outlier, as I said I was a sensitive kid who got freaked out by the penguin in Wallace and Gromit<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I\u2019m not big on horror, but I do like psychological thrillers and stuff, and I really liked the Alien films when I first saw them (Ripley FTW).<\/p>\n

Hugo Weaving was the best. I still maintain Elrond\u2019s eyebrows could take on Thrandu\u00edl\u2019s eyebrows and quirk them into submission any day (potentially with the aid of some elfy magic or potions, Thrandy doesn\u2019t have too much of that, and we know Elrond does).<\/p>\n

I wasn\u2019t sad at there not being loads of Glorfindel as such, nor do I mind the other expanded Arwen scenes. I would have been pleased as punch if all Glorfindel did was turn up to get Frodo to Rivendell (or at least go with Arwen to fight off any approaching ringwraiths, that would have worked perfectly), and then, once in Rivendell, sit\/stand near Elrond, looking all blond and majestic and stuff (which he only does at the end of RotK, he\u2019s probably the blond elf next to Elrond when Arwen\u2019s doing her \u201csurprise bf, it is I, gf, soon to be wife\u201d thing).<\/p>\n

I think having Arwen do every single thing <\/i>involved in getting Frodo to Rivendell mainly bugs me because they could so easily have both shown Arwen being capable of action, and shown Glorfindel being his superelf self. In the books, he\u2019s the one Elrond sends to get Frodo safely to Rivendell because he\u2019s the strongest warrior Elrond has (probably the strongest elven warrior in Middle Earth), he\u2019s confronted the Witch-King of Angmar (aka the leader of the ringwraiths), who fled when faced with potential battle with Glorfindel, and he\u2019s single-handedly killed a balrog.<\/i>\u00a0You know Chuck Norris jokes? Elves probably have Glorfindel jokes.<\/p>\n

I really like that they expanded Arwen from \u201cElrond\u2019s daughter who marries Aragorn, but we don\u2019t know anything about her other than she\u2019s super pretty\u201d, and I know the whole thing probably reads a lot differently if you don\u2019t know all sorts of random bollocks about blond elves, but Elrond sending Glorfindel shows how deadly serious the situation is, and how lethal the task of retreiving one injured hobbit actually is when that hobbit is being chased by ringwraiths.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s a bit like how in the MCU, Peggy Carter can hold her own in a fight, is definitely a force to be reckoned with, and I love that we got more Peggy Carter in the MCU than just First Avenger. But if the first you see of Peggy Carter is that she can take on Johann Schmidt on her own<\/i>, yes, she seems like a good fighter, but Schmidt seems like less of a formidable opponent than he actually is (the Worf effect, basically).\u00a0<\/p>\n

If Johann Schmidt is on his way, you\u2019re not going to send Peggy Carter out alone, and risk her being swiftly and brutally killed, if you can send post-serum Steve Rogers with her.<\/p>\n

Yes I have a lot of feels when it comes to Elrond and Glorfindel.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I think Elrond can use his eyebrows more majestically, but Thranduil would win if it came down to size(Thranduil in the films makes me sad because the Hobbit movies are awful and I love Lee Pace)<\/p>\n

As for Glorfindel I have read the books but it\u2019s been awhile. I remember him taking Frodo to Rivendell and not much else so HUH I will remember that Glorfindel is Chuck Norris and thank you for putting that image in my head its a funny one.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I think, eyebrow wise, Thranduil values thickness and bushiness over quirkability, while Elrond values sleekness and quirkability over thickness. And I suspect neither would ever concede that it\u2019s a case of personal taste, it\u2019d be all \u201cwell my eyebrows are clearly superior what are you talking about you know nothing Thorin Oakenshield\u201d. Because they\u2019re both elves.<\/p>\n

I\u2019ve actually still not seen Battle of Five Armies (I was really ill when it came out, then my friend who I\u2019ve always watched them with was even more ill, and then it wasn\u2019t in cinemas anymore), just the trailers and that, but yeah. I still like the first two, but I do feel they could have been handled better. The acting\u2019s still good though, I was worried about Martin Freeman as Bilbo, but it\u2019s not nearly as bad as I feared. And everyone who could reprise roles from LotR did, which I also liked.<\/p>\n

Americans have Chuck Norris jokes, the Aussies have Steve Irwin jokes, the Norwegians have Lars Monsen jokes, the elves have Glorfindel jokes. They vary slightly in how they\u2019re focused, but they\u2019re basically the same type of joke.<\/p>\n

\u201cChuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cSteve Irwin once defeated Chuck Norris by smacking him in the face with a baby crocodile\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cLars Monsen was once woken up by a bear that got into his tent and ate all his food. This really pissed Lars Monsen off, so he ate the bear\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cGlorfindel is the only elf to have killed a balrog. He used three of his fancy hair clips and his hair still looked immaculate afterwards\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Well I forgot I queued this wHOOPS.<\/p>\n

So\u2026I hated The Hobbit movies with the fiery passion of a thousand suns. A big part of that is probably because discovering the LOTR movies was like a religious experience for me as a kid. It changed the way I view media and it was my first fandom. Im pretty sure LOTR was a big reason I was inspired to study film. And the flaws of the film have nothing to do with the actors (Although they reduced Richard Armitage to bland, moody, and beardy when I know he\u2019s capable of more) The problems with the film are all the writing and directing.<\/p>\n

Fun fact, Jackson and co had a lot of fights with the studios and producers and there was lots of pushbacks and compromises and honestly after watching the hobbit I suspect all that collaboration is what made the movies better. With The Hobbit Jackson did a George Lucas in that I suspect based on his previous success everybody around him became yes men. \u201cWhat if we had 30 MINUTES OF MOUNTAINS HITTING EACH OTHER\u201d \u201cYes that sounds great,\u201d \u201cWHAT IF WE MADE THE GOBLIN KINGS FACE LOOK LIKE BALLS\u201d \u201cAwesome idea Mr. Jackson.\u201d Now part of it is the new studios (MGM made The Hobbit happen when LOTR was with New Line Cinema I believe) and the studios were the major force behind 3 movies. Even 2 would have been more bearable but I suspect a lot of is still Jacksons fault because 3 90 minute movies could have worked like 2, 2 hour movies could have worked but instead we got 3, 3 hour movies and thats ridiculous because the hobbit never had enough story for more than one tidy movie and busting it out to three made them plodding and terrible.<\/p>\n

You can feel the writers grasping at straws trying to make all these Lord of the Rings equivalent conflicts with the gold sickness thats a lot like being fucked with by The Ring or that one orc thats important because reasons or actually pulling out Suaron and shit? The Hobbit was never about that like LOTR was and the fact that they tried while simultaneously trying to pull more slapsticky humor \u2018for the kids\u2019 made the movies a tonal wreck. (Very reminiscent of Phantom Menace, no? The parallels are endless) And by the time they got to wasting Evangeline Lilly on a romantic sub plot with The Hot Dwarf \u2122 making Legolas her creepy jealous stalker I was so over these movies. I dont blame the actors for any of it though. Martin Freeman turns out a great performance and so does Ian McKellan but they are buried beneath a terrible <\/p>\n

I think the worst part is how over 3 movies LOTR managed to make a main cast of 9 and it\u2019s many side characters interesting unique and likable whereas the drawfs in this movie could be interchangeable with Snow White. They mostly can be described with single adjectives like The Cute One, The Hot One, The Friendly One, The Moody One, The Wise One, The Deaf One, etc\u2026I mean by the time we get to The Hot One\u2019s Cousin I don\u2019t care and when I don\u2019t care it renders all of the stakes in the film inert because I wouldn\u2019t care if 75% of the cast fell off a cliff 5 minutes into the movie (I like one who ‘hates green food\u2019 the one with the funny hat and Bilbo and Gandalf. And it speaks volumes that despite reading the book I can\u2019t remember the names of half the characters but I can rattle off every character from Lord of the Rings with ease)<\/p>\n

As to the rest I agree with the eyebrows and your thesis about Chuck Norris and his equivalents is amazing<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

ladyknightthebrave: alv529: ladyknightthebrave: alv529: ladyknightthebrave: alv529: ladyknightthebrave: @alv529 WELL MA\u2019AM IT WENT A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS So I mentioned being a sensitive child? Well my dad saw FOTR in theaters when it came out. The next day he\u2019s telling me in the car\u00a0\u2018oh you wouldn\u2019t like it, it\u2019s very scary and it\u2019s got all … <\/p>\n

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