{"id":97165,"date":"2016-06-13T03:25:07","date_gmt":"2016-06-13T03:25:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/13\/captioned-vines-foofnetwork-actually-i\/"},"modified":"2018-09-02T02:16:07","modified_gmt":"2018-09-02T02:16:07","slug":"captioned-vines-foofnetwork-actually-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/13\/captioned-vines-foofnetwork-actually-i\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/captioned-vines.tumblr.com\/post\/145740932289\" target=\"_blank\">captioned-vines<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/foofnetwork.tumblr.com\/post\/145535404502\" target=\"_blank\">foofnetwork<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Actually, I think this may be the best part of the evilicious finale.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Alton:\u00a0\u201cAlright, so here is your blade! You gotta cut down the coconut! \u201d<\/p>\n<p>Chef Yaku:\u00a0\u201cI\u2019m happy to let him pay $26,000 for a coconut tree. Because I\u2019m tall, I just reach straight up and start grabbing coconuts off the tree. And I don\u2019t really have time to look for a tool and open them\u2026\u201d<i>[smashes coconuts]<\/i>\u00a0\u201cMan, you think a stupid coconut gon\u2019 stop me!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Other chef:\u00a0\u201cThis dude\u2019s like smashing through these coconuts! What am I up against here?!\u201d <i>[to Chef Yaku]\u00a0<\/i>\u201cAh, man\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Chef Yaku:\u00a0\u201cThis could be your head.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Other chef:\u00a0\u201cUh, come on\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div class=\"attribution\">(<span>Source:<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/captioned-vines.tumblr.com\/\">http:\/\/captioned-vines.tumblr.com\/<\/a>)<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>captioned-vines: foofnetwork: Actually, I think this may be the best part of the evilicious finale. Alton:\u00a0\u201cAlright, so here is your blade! You gotta cut down the coconut! \u201d Chef Yaku:\u00a0\u201cI\u2019m happy to let him pay $26,000 for a coconut tree. Because I\u2019m tall, I just reach straight up and start grabbing coconuts off the tree. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/13\/captioned-vines-foofnetwork-actually-i\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"video","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[7356,24,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97165"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97165"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97165\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":97166,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97165\/revisions\/97166"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}