{"id":97016,"date":"2016-06-13T21:52:08","date_gmt":"2016-06-13T21:52:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/13\/dancercoder-rosedai-johnny-bug\/"},"modified":"2016-06-13T21:52:08","modified_gmt":"2016-06-13T21:52:08","slug":"dancercoder-rosedai-johnny-bug","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/13\/dancercoder-rosedai-johnny-bug\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

dancercoder<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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rosedai<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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johnny-bug<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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roachpatrol<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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ceruleancynic<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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notcuddles<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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titusnowl<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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rosedai<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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tbh i dont get why most people assume that robots are always cold<\/p>\n

like have u felt a laptop while its working? its kinda not exactly cold yo<\/p>\n

tbh any piece of machinery thats working hard to function is usually not cold, the only time its ever cold is when its turned off<\/p>\n

so id like to think while a robot is awake and functioning they could have the potential to be as warm as a human being :0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

never thought about this before but now it\u2019s obvious<\/p>\n

although like i hope they\u2019ve actually improved cooling tech by the time they\u2019re building androids bc my laptop can actually get so hot it makes THE ROOM hot and it\u2019s only the size of a laptop <\/i>so potentially an android who was thinking very hard would be a veritable furnace\u00a0<\/p>\n

think too hard, overheat, faint<\/p>\n

fainting couches for androids omg<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Fainting couches for androids is the best possible thing<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

file under things i didn\u2019t know i needed in my life<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

humans who carry around those chemical freeze-packs in case they need something to drape across their friend\u2019s fevered brow<\/p>\n

humans who insist on holding a parasol for their robot friend on sunny days<\/p>\n

a robot draping herself over a fainting couch in distress and a bunch of worried humans mobbing up to fuss and fan her and bring her some cool water and pat her hand and gallantly offer to beat up whatever alarmed her<\/p>\n

too cute<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Okay guys and gals I like where ur going but I think we\u2019ve glossed over something with real potential.<\/p>\n

Androids blushing<\/p>\n

A human calls their android friend cute and then they look flustered and you hear their cooling fans kick into high gear<\/p>\n

A human plants a little kiss on their cheek and they turn red hot (literally) from embarrassment <\/p>\n

\u201cBrr, it\u2019s friggin cold in here.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cHold on I got this. Hey TX-10 did I tell you you look very pretty today?\u201d<\/p>\n

The room temp rises a couple degrees as TX-10 tries to hide their blushing.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

yES THANK U FOR ADDING THIS TO MY POST<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

YES YES YES YES
this is the content I want from my Tumblr<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

dancercoder: rosedai: johnny-bug: roachpatrol: ceruleancynic: notcuddles: titusnowl: rosedai: tbh i dont get why most people assume that robots are always cold like have u felt a laptop while its working? its kinda not exactly cold yo tbh any piece of machinery thats working hard to function is usually not cold, the only time its ever … <\/p>\n

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