{"id":96839,"date":"2016-06-15T03:25:13","date_gmt":"2016-06-15T03:25:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/15\/flower-shop-au-2\/"},"modified":"2016-06-15T03:25:13","modified_gmt":"2016-06-15T03:25:13","slug":"flower-shop-au-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/15\/flower-shop-au-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Flower shop AU"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/koscheiis.tumblr.com\/post\/145738369188\" target=\"_blank\">koscheiis<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/shenko.tumblr.com\/post\/145689560743\" target=\"_blank\">shenko<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/demisexualmerrill.tumblr.com\/post\/145668425096\" target=\"_blank\">demisexualmerrill<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says \u201cHow do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Omfg<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>MY TIME HAS COME<\/p>\n<p>so you\u2019d need a bouquet of geraniums (stupidity), foxglove (insincerity), meadowsweet (uselessness), yellow carnations (you have disappointed me), and orange lilies (hatred). it would be quite striking! and full of loathing.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>koscheiis: shenko: demisexualmerrill: Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says \u201cHow do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?\u201d Omfg MY TIME HAS COME so you\u2019d need a bouquet of geraniums (stupidity), foxglove (insincerity), meadowsweet (uselessness), yellow carnations (you have &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/15\/flower-shop-au-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Flower shop AU&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[1534,12148,2108,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96839"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=96839"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96839\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=96839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=96839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=96839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}