{"id":96729,"date":"2016-06-15T16:19:05","date_gmt":"2016-06-15T16:19:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/15\/rionsanura-theconsultingrenegade\/"},"modified":"2016-06-15T16:19:05","modified_gmt":"2016-06-15T16:19:05","slug":"rionsanura-theconsultingrenegade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/15\/rionsanura-theconsultingrenegade\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/rionsanura.tumblr.com\/post\/145909421579\" target=\"_blank\">rionsanura<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/theconsultingrenegade.tumblr.com\/post\/90370185540\" target=\"_blank\">theconsultingrenegade<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/bestquius.tumblr.com\/post\/88502047619\" target=\"_blank\">bestquius<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/bestquius.tumblr.com\/post\/88448390729\" target=\"_blank\">bestquius<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>There\u2019s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he\u2019s funny and asks \u201cCan you play any Metallica?\u201d but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><figure><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/6ee74d730a9be97728e259fc3b902ced\/tumblr_inline_pbey8oUCkg1rw8a11_540.gif\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I feel like this is an appropriate post upon which to brag on my friend who met her husband on tour as Harptallica. (They play a killer <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=psla7Vz7rQk\" target=\"_blank\">Master of Puppets<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>rionsanura: theconsultingrenegade: bestquius: bestquius: There\u2019s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he\u2019s funny and asks \u201cCan you play any Metallica?\u201d but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets. I did it. I fucking did it. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/15\/rionsanura-theconsultingrenegade\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[426,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96729"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=96729"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96729\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=96729"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=96729"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=96729"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}