{"id":96505,"date":"2016-06-16T22:39:45","date_gmt":"2016-06-16T22:39:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/16\/pedestrianfootbridge-harblkun\/"},"modified":"2016-06-16T22:39:45","modified_gmt":"2016-06-16T22:39:45","slug":"pedestrianfootbridge-harblkun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/16\/pedestrianfootbridge-harblkun\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

pedestrianfootbridge<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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harblkun<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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krazykitsune<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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leupagus<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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jaaaaaaaaaackfrost<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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frostlands<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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jaaaaaaaaaackfrost<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like\u00a0would they be\u00a0seriously grossed out<\/p>\n

\u201cwhat the fuck is this\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201ci have anemia\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201ccan you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i\u2019m setting up a doctor\u2019s appointment for you\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201cdude really you don\u2019t have to just leave what the fu\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cyou disgust me here take these iron supplements\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cwhere did you even get th\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cshut up and take your pills and dont forget your vitamin D\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201ci\u2019m going to check up on you weekly to make sure you\u2019re taking them\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cthat\u2019s not necessary\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cmaybe we should work on a dietary plan with foods rich in iron and other things for you\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cdo you get this involved with all of your meals\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

VAMPIREDUDE:
did u get the cookbook i orderd 4 u<\/p>\n

ME:
Oh my god, first of all stop using text speak, you told me you were 278, second how did you know where I LIVED, third yes I got it.<\/p>\n

VAMPIREDUDE:
heard onions were good 4 blood, eat lots<\/p>\n

ME:
So you can have a tasty meal? I guess you\u2019d rather I stay away from garlic, huh.<\/p>\n

VAMPIREDUDE:
UR being v rude I just got u a present!!!<\/p>\n

ME:
THE COOKBOOK IS CALLED \u201cHOW TO TASTE DELICIOUS,\u201d I AM CALLING THE COPS<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

#sounds like the begining of a beautiful friendship<\/a>\u00a0#gimme this sitcom<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\"image\"<\/figure>\n<\/p>\n

The Sun will go down eventually!<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I love an overprotective vampire threatening their charge\/food source with the line \u201cthe sun will go down eventually!\u201d.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

pedestrianfootbridge: harblkun: krazykitsune: leupagus: jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: frostlands: jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like\u00a0would they be\u00a0seriously grossed out \u201cwhat the fuck is this\u201d \u201ci have anemia\u201d \u201ccan you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have … <\/p>\n

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