{"id":96497,"date":"2016-06-17T01:50:39","date_gmt":"2016-06-17T01:50:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/17\/some-of-the-best-customers-ive-had-at-dollar-2\/"},"modified":"2016-06-17T01:50:39","modified_gmt":"2016-06-17T01:50:39","slug":"some-of-the-best-customers-ive-had-at-dollar-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/17\/some-of-the-best-customers-ive-had-at-dollar-2\/","title":{"rendered":"some of the best customers I\u2019ve had at Dollar General"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/tsukidaisy.tumblr.com\/post\/145480294209\" target=\"_blank\">tsukidaisy<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>the woman who comes in every day and buys a single can of cat food. The brand she buys has the deal that if you buy 5 cans, you get them for $2. When I told her that she said\u00a0\u201cI don\u2019t need five at once. Terrence only needs one a day.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>The old man who came in and asked me \u201cWhy do you think McDonalds doesn\u2019t sell hotdogs?\u201d When I told him I didn\u2019t know, he said\u00a0\u201cWell, I guess it would be hard to keep a straight face and order a McWeenie.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>The teenage girl whose boyfriend held her foot up as she hopped around the store to get her things. Come to find out that she had lost her flip flop and didn\u2019t want to step on the floor with her bare foot.<\/li>\n<li>The elderly spanish man who comes in every day to get a pack of Marlboro Lights. His english isn\u2019t very good, so when I asked him if he wanted shorts or 100s, he looked at me confused. Realizing he didn\u2019t understand, I said\u00a0\u201cPeque\u00f1o<br \/>\n?\u201d His face lit up and nodded enthusiastically. Now every time he leaves, he smiles and says \u201cHasta ma\u00f1ana\u201d and I say it back.<\/li>\n<li>The other day when I was outside on a smoke break, he was riding on a bike and yelled\u00a0\u201dHASTA MANANAAAAAA\u201d as he rode by.<\/li>\n<li>The old woman who came in and bought 24 air fresheners. I asked her if she was stocking up, and she told me about how she got a new boyfriend who lived in a mansion, and that she was putting one in each of the rooms. She then proceeded to tell me about how the mansion is haunted.<\/li>\n<li>The little kid who was probably around 4 or 5 who ripped open a pack of skittles. As me and the people in line watched the skittles scatter across the floor, he looked up and said. \u201cIt wasn\u2019t me.\u201d\u00a0<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>tsukidaisy: the woman who comes in every day and buys a single can of cat food. The brand she buys has the deal that if you buy 5 cans, you get them for $2. When I told her that she said\u00a0\u201cI don\u2019t need five at once. Terrence only needs one a day.\u201d The old man &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/17\/some-of-the-best-customers-ive-had-at-dollar-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;some of the best customers I\u2019ve had at Dollar General&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[62,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96497"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=96497"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96497\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=96497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=96497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=96497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}