{"id":96496,"date":"2016-06-17T02:37:45","date_gmt":"2016-06-17T02:37:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/17\/fieldbears-ursulavernon-adamusprime-if\/"},"modified":"2016-06-17T02:37:45","modified_gmt":"2016-06-17T02:37:45","slug":"fieldbears-ursulavernon-adamusprime-if","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/17\/fieldbears-ursulavernon-adamusprime-if\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/fieldbears.tumblr.com\/post\/125406680601\" target=\"_blank\">fieldbears<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/ursulavernon.tumblr.com\/post\/79656136883\" target=\"_blank\">ursulavernon<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/adamusprime.tumblr.com\/post\/33758042414\" target=\"_blank\">adamusprime<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>if you didn\u2019t know stuff about humans you would think they get mad at the weirdest stuff<\/p>\n<p>like one human raises their thumb to another human<\/p>\n<p>that\u2019s good, humans like that<\/p>\n<p>one human raises their middle finger to another human<\/p>\n<p>humans do NOT LIKE THAT<\/p>\n<p>humans think that is a BAD FINGER<\/p>\n<p>don\u2019t you DARE raise that specific finger at me<\/p>\n<p>any other finger is ok just not that one<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Anthropology will be the hard elective in alien school.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cIs the middle finger weaponized? Does it spray a venom perhaps\u201d<br \/>\u201cNo, student Xeepzorp, it is frail and harmless like the others\u201d<br \/>\u201cFascinating\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>fieldbears: ursulavernon: adamusprime: if you didn\u2019t know stuff about humans you would think they get mad at the weirdest stuff like one human raises their thumb to another human that\u2019s good, humans like that one human raises their middle finger to another human humans do NOT LIKE THAT humans think that is a BAD FINGER &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/17\/fieldbears-ursulavernon-adamusprime-if\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[2104,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96496"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=96496"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96496\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=96496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=96496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=96496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}