{"id":96368,"date":"2016-06-18T10:45:56","date_gmt":"2016-06-18T10:45:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/18\/poppisima-skellerbvvt-a-horror-story-the\/"},"modified":"2016-06-18T10:45:56","modified_gmt":"2016-06-18T10:45:56","slug":"poppisima-skellerbvvt-a-horror-story-the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/18\/poppisima-skellerbvvt-a-horror-story-the\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/poppisima.tumblr.com\/post\/142042640779\" target=\"_blank\">poppisima<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/skellerbvvt.tumblr.com\/post\/142039626531\" target=\"_blank\">skellerbvvt<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>A Horror Story: The Fey start writing Term &amp; Condition Agreements.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>About 20 times a day I have to say or type something along the lines of\u00a0\u201cthe auto-renew feature is clearly noted in our Terms of Use, which you agreed to when you created your account.\u201d The <i>glee <\/i>with which some agents in my office say that is already a little worrying.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><i>Because you did not contact us through proper hedgecraft methods within 3 business days, as per our Service Agreement, you are not eligible for reimbursement of your human infant at this time.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I understand that you intended to pledge your undying fealty for only the 3-month Trial Period, rather than the full 100-year term. We strive to make the Contract and Agreement process as simple and as precise as possible, and I can assure you that we truly appreciate this feedback.\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I\u2019ve reviewed your account information, and I can see that you have already used at least one one of your wishes. It appears that you requested the location of the best breakfast burrito within 10 miles, and I can confirm that you then made a $7 purchase at Cactus Pete\u2019s. Once the Services have been used, we are unable to reimburse any part of the Contract, as is clearly noted in your Service Agreement.\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>While I\u2019m happy to assist you with any other issues you\u2019re having with the Service, regarding your request for soul <\/p>\n<p>acquittance, no further action can be taken.\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>poppisima: skellerbvvt: A Horror Story: The Fey start writing Term &amp; Condition Agreements. About 20 times a day I have to say or type something along the lines of\u00a0\u201cthe auto-renew feature is clearly noted in our Terms of Use, which you agreed to when you created your account.\u201d The glee with which some agents in &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/18\/poppisima-skellerbvvt-a-horror-story-the\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[7232,24,4,101],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96368"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=96368"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96368\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=96368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=96368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=96368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}