{"id":96100,"date":"2016-06-20T12:21:08","date_gmt":"2016-06-20T12:21:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/20\/moriarty-marcelock-to-review-asip\/"},"modified":"2016-06-20T12:21:08","modified_gmt":"2016-06-20T12:21:08","slug":"moriarty-marcelock-to-review-asip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/20\/moriarty-marcelock-to-review-asip\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/moriarty.tumblr.com\/post\/146118020443\" target=\"_blank\">moriarty<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/marcelock.tumblr.com\/post\/146117943318\" target=\"_blank\">marcelock<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>to review:<br \/>\nasip: sherlock gets hit by a car, nearly takes what could be poison but is rescued at the last minute by the love of his life who is a man<br \/>\ntbb: sherlock gets strangled by an assassin, gets shot at by an assassin, gets into a swordfight and has no sword of his own<br \/>\ntgg: sherlock is in a room heavily impacted by a bomb across the street, is in a standoff with multiple snipers and another bomb<br \/>\nasib: sherlock fights off multiple terrorists with a machete in order to save the life of a lesbian, disarms fbi agents with guns twice<br \/>\nthob: idk hes chillin<br \/>\ntrf: sherlock is almost hit by a car, is almost hit by a bus, is compelled to jump off of a building to save the love of his life who is a man but survives somehow in order to continue to protect that man <br \/>\nteh: sherlock is inside a giant bomb and it doesnt go off<br \/>\ntsot: well,<br \/>\nhlv: sherlock gets shot through the center of his chest and flatlines but pulls through when he remembers the love of his life who is a man<br \/>\ntab: sherlock attempts to kill himself with a drug cocktail but his own brain creates a fantasy sequence in which the love of his life, who is a man, saves him and reminds him they will always be together and he somehow manages to pull through<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>#UNKILLABLE GAY TROPE<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>moriarty: marcelock: to review: asip: sherlock gets hit by a car, nearly takes what could be poison but is rescued at the last minute by the love of his life who is a man tbb: sherlock gets strangled by an assassin, gets shot at by an assassin, gets into a swordfight and has no sword &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/20\/moriarty-marcelock-to-review-asip\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[129,148,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96100"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=96100"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96100\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=96100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=96100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=96100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}