{"id":95734,"date":"2016-06-23T02:10:36","date_gmt":"2016-06-23T02:10:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/23\/tiger-in-the-flightdeck-if-youve-been-on-my\/"},"modified":"2018-09-01T22:33:11","modified_gmt":"2018-09-01T22:33:11","slug":"tiger-in-the-flightdeck-if-youve-been-on-my","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/23\/tiger-in-the-flightdeck-if-youve-been-on-my\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-95734 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/23\/tiger-in-the-flightdeck-if-youve-been-on-my\/attachment\/95735\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/tumblr_o97buzFJDo1rd5ejko1_500-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/tumblr_o97buzFJDo1rd5ejko1_500-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/tumblr_o97buzFJDo1rd5ejko1_500-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/tiger-in-the-flightdeck.tumblr.com\/post\/146334312917\" target=\"_blank\">tiger-in-the-flightdeck<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>If you\u2019ve been on my blog the last week or so, you will have learned about some really scary stuff that\u2019s been happening in regards to where I live. My roommate and I do not feel safe living here, and are tired of being taken advantage of, of thinly veiled threats about the security of our tenancy, and of having to do all <a href=\"http:\/\/tiger-in-the-flightdeck.tumblr.com\/tagged\/tiger-does-home-repair\" target=\"_blank\">repairs works ourselves<\/a> (Does anyone remember The Adventure of the Broken Toilet?) and dealing with the noise.<\/p>\n<p>So, we\u2019ve decided to pool our funds and look for a two bedroom apartment to share. Neither of us have a lot of money, so it would take several months on our own to save up for first and last rent on a place, so I am opening up writing commissions. <\/p>\n<p><b>Rates are simple at a penny a word, which means a 500 word piece will<br \/>\n cost $5.00, and so on. Below you will find a sample list of some of my<br \/>\nexisting fics, so you can get a grasp of what five, ten, twenty, etc<br \/>\ndollars will get you. <\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/t.umblr.com\/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Farchiveofourown.org%2Fworks%2F852169&amp;t=NjJmZGJkODUyNDhkMTA0Y2ZiMDUxMDA4NzJkNWQzZDAzY2I4MGNkNCxxdzFDU0JUMQ%3D%3D\" target=\"_blank\">Is That Everything?<\/a> 500, Sherlock teenlock fluff<\/li>\n<li>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/t.umblr.com\/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Farchiveofourown.org%2Fworks%2F899572&amp;t=ODYyY2JjOWIwY2M4NjA3NWQwYTIwMjBmZWE1YWEzMjkxZmM1YjRiZSxxdzFDU0JUMQ%3D%3D\" target=\"_blank\">Beekeeping In Sussex<\/a> 1000, Granada Holmes and Watson<\/li>\n<li>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/t.umblr.com\/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Farchiveofourown.org%2Fworks%2F1027413&amp;t=ODg3OGI3ZTRkN2VjMjNjZDdiMzE4ZTJhZTA2YTkzYWMxYjllNDY1YSxxdzFDU0JUMQ%3D%3D\" target=\"_blank\">Performance In The Wings<\/a> 2K, GMD smut and fluff<\/li>\n<li>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/t.umblr.com\/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Farchiveofourown.org%2Fworks%2F899561&amp;t=YTFjYWVkMjlhNmY3YjhiYWE2MjI3ZmZiYWY0M2Q2MGY3NDgxMGE1YSxxdzFDU0JUMQ%3D%3D\" target=\"_blank\">Brief Interlude Before The Storm<\/a> 5K Canon Holmes and Watson smut<\/li>\n<li>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/t.umblr.com\/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Farchiveofourown.org%2Fworks%2F899561&amp;t=YTFjYWVkMjlhNmY3YjhiYWE2MjI3ZmZiYWY0M2Q2MGY3NDgxMGE1YSxxdzFDU0JUMQ%3D%3D\" target=\"_blank\">The Problem of the Broken Glass<\/a> 10K Holmes and Watson casefic smut with angst<\/li>\n<li>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/softwaremalfunctionfic.tumblr.com\/post\/119030825095\/software-malfunction\" target=\"_blank\">Software Malfunction<\/a> 15K Sherlock Johnlock android AU with smut and angst<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>What I will write: <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Any Sherlock Holmes adaptation <i>I am familiar with<\/i>\n<\/li>\n<li>Most other fandoms I\u2019m in<i>&#8211; Vikings, Spartacus, The Eagle, Hannibal, X-Men, <\/i>to name a few.<i><br \/><\/i>\n<\/li>\n<li>Angst, fluff, smut, casefic. <\/li>\n<li>Crossovers, if I am familiar with the other medium.<\/li>\n<li>RPFs, if I am familiar with the individuals.<\/li>\n<li>\n<i>Almost <\/i>every pairing and OT3.<\/li>\n<li>I\u2019ve never met an AU I didn\u2019t like.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Send commission prompts to <a href=\"http:\/\/t.umblr.com\/redirect?z=mailto%3Atigercommissions%40gmail.com&amp;t=NjZhY2IxNjgzZTU4MzQ0ODNlZTNjNjc5N2QwYzFiNGJhMGUxNDQ4YixxdzFDU0JUMQ%3D%3D\" target=\"_blank\">tigercommissions@gmail.com<\/a> or send me an <a href=\"http:\/\/tiger-in-the-flightdeck.tumblr.com\/ask\" target=\"_blank\">ask<\/a> for more details. Payments through PayPal, after the piece is completed. Even if you\u2019re not able to help right now, I would appreciate if you could reblog this. I need to get out of this apartment.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>tiger-in-the-flightdeck: If you\u2019ve been on my blog the last week or so, you will have learned about some really scary stuff that\u2019s been happening in regards to where I live. My roommate and I do not feel safe living here, and are tired of being taken advantage of, of thinly veiled threats about the security &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/23\/tiger-in-the-flightdeck-if-youve-been-on-my\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[91],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95734"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95734"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95734\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":95736,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95734\/revisions\/95736"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}