{"id":95337,"date":"2016-06-25T17:07:00","date_gmt":"2016-06-25T17:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/25\/ayellowbirds-danielkanhai-it-would-suck\/"},"modified":"2016-06-25T17:07:00","modified_gmt":"2016-06-25T17:07:00","slug":"ayellowbirds-danielkanhai-it-would-suck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/25\/ayellowbirds-danielkanhai-it-would-suck\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/ayellowbirds.tumblr.com\/post\/144734085848\" target=\"_blank\">ayellowbirds<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/danielkanhai.tumblr.com\/post\/116822449100\" target=\"_blank\">danielkanhai<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>it would suck being a new immortal. like it\u2019d be 2109 and people would go,\u00a0\u201cwhat was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?\u201d and i\u2019d just be like,\u00a0\u201cno\u2026no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i\u2019m <i>gonna<\/i> see some cool stuff, but, i mean i\u2019m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don\u2019t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff.\u00a0\u201cWhat was it like seeing the pyramids being built?\u201d<br \/>\u201cFuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.\u201d<br \/>\u201cOh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?\u201d<br \/>\u201cI fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ayellowbirds: danielkanhai: it would suck being a new immortal. like it\u2019d be 2109 and people would go,\u00a0\u201cwhat was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?\u201d and i\u2019d just be like,\u00a0\u201cno\u2026no i was born in 1991. so like, wow &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/06\/25\/ayellowbirds-danielkanhai-it-would-suck\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[4335,100,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95337"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95337"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95337\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}