{"id":94497,"date":"2016-07-01T01:50:39","date_gmt":"2016-07-01T01:50:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/01\/frivolouscake-frosidon-chalkandwater-sir\/"},"modified":"2018-09-01T19:15:19","modified_gmt":"2018-09-01T19:15:19","slug":"frivolouscake-frosidon-chalkandwater-sir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/01\/frivolouscake-frosidon-chalkandwater-sir\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-94497 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/01\/frivolouscake-frosidon-chalkandwater-sir\/attachment\/94498\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/tumblr_mv3lmvF0oU1rl52wjo1_400-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/tumblr_mv3lmvF0oU1rl52wjo1_400-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/tumblr_mv3lmvF0oU1rl52wjo1_400-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/01\/frivolouscake-frosidon-chalkandwater-sir\/attachment\/94499\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/tumblr_mv3lmvF0oU1rl52wjo2_400-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/tumblr_mv3lmvF0oU1rl52wjo2_400-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/tumblr_mv3lmvF0oU1rl52wjo2_400-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/01\/frivolouscake-frosidon-chalkandwater-sir\/attachment\/94500\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/tumblr_mv3lmvF0oU1rl52wjo3_400-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/tumblr_mv3lmvF0oU1rl52wjo3_400-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/tumblr_mv3lmvF0oU1rl52wjo3_400-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/01\/frivolouscake-frosidon-chalkandwater-sir\/attachment\/94501\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/tumblr_mv3lmvF0oU1rl52wjo4_400-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/tumblr_mv3lmvF0oU1rl52wjo4_400-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/tumblr_mv3lmvF0oU1rl52wjo4_400-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/frivolouscake.tumblr.com\/post\/144044748882\" target=\"_blank\">frivolouscake<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/frosidon.tumblr.com\/post\/65451668163\" target=\"_blank\">frosidon<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/chalkandwater.tumblr.com\/post\/64878491724\" target=\"_blank\">chalkandwater<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Sir David Attenborough demonstrates the accuracy of the Mozambique Spitting Cobra\u2019s venom streams by wearing a chemically treated visor that makes the venom turn purple on contact.<\/p>\n<p>From\u00a0<em>Life in Cold Blood<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY DOCUMENTARIAN CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>DID CARL SAGAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS SHIT? I THOUGHT NOT. BILL NYE? FUCK NO.<\/p>\n<p>BEAR GRILLES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMPARED TO THIS CARAMEL-VOICED ENGLISH BASTARD.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>SIR<\/strong><strong> ATTENBOROUGH IS A BILLION YEARS OLD AND\u00a0HE WILL NOT STOP. HE IS THE TERMINATOR OF NATURE DOCUMENTARIES. HE\u2019S CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST JUNGLE TREE TO LOOK AT LILIES. HE\u2019S SOARED IN THE SKY IN A GLIDER WITH VULTURES. HE CROSSED THE PACIFIC TO SEE WHALES. HE\u2019S <em>EVEN BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN OCEAN TO TALK ABOUT THE SPOOKY-ASS SHIT THAT LIVES DOWN THERE.<\/em> \u00a0KILIMANJARO?\u00a0 BEEN THERE. NORTH POLE? BEEN THERE. SAHARA DESERT? BEEN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES. FUCKING VOLCANOES?\u00a0<\/strong><strong>\u00a0BEEN AND DONE.\u00a0<\/strong><strong>\u00a0FUCKING AUSTRALIA? ENTIRE SHOWS THERE.\u00a0<\/strong><strong>HE WILL NOT STOP. HE WILL\u00a0NEVER\u00a0STOP.<\/strong><strong>\u00a0 NOT UNTIL HIS SMOOTH-ASS FATHERLY VOICE AS TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT ALL THE NATURE FOREVER.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>reblogging today as appropriate<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>frivolouscake: frosidon: chalkandwater: Sir David Attenborough demonstrates the accuracy of the Mozambique Spitting Cobra\u2019s venom streams by wearing a chemically treated visor that makes the venom turn purple on contact. From\u00a0Life in Cold Blood DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY DOCUMENTARIAN CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE.\u00a0 DID CARL SAGAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS SHIT? 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