{"id":94476,"date":"2016-07-01T09:10:46","date_gmt":"2016-07-01T09:10:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/01\/purqatory-regulusblxcks-frenchpadfoot\/"},"modified":"2016-07-01T09:10:46","modified_gmt":"2016-07-01T09:10:46","slug":"purqatory-regulusblxcks-frenchpadfoot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/01\/purqatory-regulusblxcks-frenchpadfoot\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/purqatory.tumblr.com\/post\/145405727385\" target=\"_blank\">purqatory<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/regulusblxcks.tumblr.com\/post\/143629987823\" target=\"_blank\">regulusblxcks<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/frenchpadfoot.tumblr.com\/post\/143422797362\" target=\"_blank\">frenchpadfoot<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/jiilys.tumblr.com\/post\/143419296680\" target=\"_blank\">jiilys<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/alrightevans.tumblr.com\/post\/143333260426\" target=\"_blank\">alrightevans<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>social media aus make everything better lmao literally imagine the harry potter books + social media. second year someone snapchats a picture of literal death threats written on the walls in blood captioned \u2018\u2019hogwarts its the safest place in the world\u2019 lmao bitch where??\u2019 fourth year #potterstinks is trending locally on twitter. sixth year story gets out about harry\u2019s conversation with snape and everybody in the gryffindor group chat changes their name to \u2018roonil wazlib\u2019 for a week. draco bitching about harry on yik yak as if the entire school doesn\u2019t know for a fact its him.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>if i may<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Hogwarts girls all sharing pinterest boards of the ideal<br \/>\nyule ball #aesthetic<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Fred and george\u2019s twitters being #1 in the school because<br \/>\nthey post stuff like: \u2018Filch\u2019s office has a nice carpet it would be a shame if<br \/>\nsomeone\u2026 replaced it with ants\u2026 hmm\u2026 imagine\u2026 swarms of ants\u2026 in Flich\u2019s<br \/>\noffice\u2026 right at this moment\u2026\u2019<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Inquisitorial Squad has a facebook page which it\u2019s<br \/>\ncompulsory to like but no matter how hard they try they can\u2019t get anyone to<br \/>\nlike their new profile pic of all of them posing like absolute white boys<br \/>\noutside the greenhouses<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Dumbledore is the Cher of Hogwarts Twitter<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Colin Creevy\u2019s snapchat story basically just being videos of<br \/>\nHarry sleeping with captions like \u2018the boy who sleeps!!!!!!\u2019<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Moaning Mertle having 38 minute long youtube videos that<br \/>\nhave 2 views<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>A reddit thread of \u2018Where is Sirius Black???\u2019 and someone<br \/>\nkeeps posting dog puns on it but no one knows who it is<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Dumbledore has to ask everyone at the start of term feast to<br \/>\nstop creating fake McGonagall Instagram\u2019s that are just full of cat pictures<br \/>\nwith captions like \u2018my damn hair was a CAT-astrophe today\u2019 \u00a0<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>YAHOO ANSWERS: \u2018if I was trying to sneak a bunch of cloaked<br \/>\nfigures into school without anyone noticing in order to redeem my father in the<br \/>\neyes of Death Eater Jesus how would I do that I am asking for a friend\u2019<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>MORE YAHOO ANSWERS: \u2018how to tell entire class of students<br \/>\nthat teacher is a werewolf without arousing suspicion\u2019<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>FUCKING YAHOO ANSWERS MAN: \u2018is it bad to keep dragon inside<br \/>\nwooden house\u2019 and then \u2018spell to rebuild wall of wooden house after enormous<br \/>\nfire\u2019<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Slughorn would be one of those instagramers who tag<br \/>\neverything with about 3939 tags like #followforafollow #likeforalike #f4f<br \/>\n#funny #hilarious #lol #popular #fitness #instalike #inspiration #love #hate<br \/>\neven when the photo is literally just a shot of his thumb<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>I could go on for years oh my god can you picture McClaggans<br \/>\nFacebook where he tags Hermione in every fitness photo until she is forced to<br \/>\nunfriend him<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>Out of nowhere people start getting followed by someone called @Thesiriusblack on instagram and all it has is a\u00a0\u201csurprise bitch, I bet you thought you\u2019d seen the last of me\u201d meme<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>the memes though<\/li>\n<li>history of hogwarts becomes a huge thing because fred and george got their hands onto youtube so everyone talks about it now. \u201csticks. and brooms. broomsticks\u201d<\/li>\n<li>neville becomes FAMOUS for years because trevor is the face of the pepe meme. <\/li>\n<li>peeves playing \u201cnever gonna give you up\u201d near valentine\u2019s day <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>the wizarding schools around the world compete to see which does the best harlem shake<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>purqatory: regulusblxcks: frenchpadfoot: jiilys: alrightevans: social media aus make everything better lmao literally imagine the harry potter books + social media. second year someone snapchats a picture of literal death threats written on the walls in blood captioned \u2018\u2019hogwarts its the safest place in the world\u2019 lmao bitch where??\u2019 fourth year #potterstinks is trending locally &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/01\/purqatory-regulusblxcks-frenchpadfoot\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span 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