{"id":94389,"date":"2016-07-01T22:39:52","date_gmt":"2016-07-01T22:39:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/01\/weretaire-baby-dragons-that-sleep-in-your\/"},"modified":"2016-07-01T22:39:52","modified_gmt":"2016-07-01T22:39:52","slug":"weretaire-baby-dragons-that-sleep-in-your","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/01\/weretaire-baby-dragons-that-sleep-in-your\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/weretaire.tumblr.com\/post\/95041664481\" target=\"_blank\">weretaire<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>baby dragons that sleep in your fireplace and roll about in the soot and the ash trying to get comfortable on burning logs, screeching loudly whenever people walk by or when more logs need to be added to its roost and not stopping until content again<\/p>\n<p>baby dragons with wings that are disproportionate to their bodies until older but nonetheless stubbornly trying to pick themselves up off the ground by running and aggressively flapping and managing to only get a few feet off the ground for a few seconds before crash landing<\/p>\n<p>baby dragons that haven\u2019t been exposed to priceless things such as gems and gold pieces and instead infatuate themselves with other unusual shiny things \u2014 like silverware, brass clocks, instruments, and pots and pans<\/p>\n<p>baby dragons who get cold in the winter and crawl up into their caretaker\u2019s clothing (almost always while said clothing is being <i>worn<\/i>) and curl up as tight as possible and begin to make sounds similar to content purring as they sleep<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>weretaire: baby dragons that sleep in your fireplace and roll about in the soot and the ash trying to get comfortable on burning logs, screeching loudly whenever people walk by or when more logs need to be added to its roost and not stopping until content again baby dragons with wings that are disproportionate to &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/01\/weretaire-baby-dragons-that-sleep-in-your\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[11876,116,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94389"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=94389"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94389\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=94389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=94389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=94389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}