{"id":94132,"date":"2016-07-03T23:27:20","date_gmt":"2016-07-03T23:27:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/03\/wtf-is-sephora\/"},"modified":"2016-07-03T23:27:20","modified_gmt":"2016-07-03T23:27:20","slug":"wtf-is-sephora","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/03\/wtf-is-sephora\/","title":{"rendered":"Wtf is sephora"},"content":{"rendered":"

egbertsdentalissues<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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hummingbird-hooligan<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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therealraewest<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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majorbuttasaurus<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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cosmo-ren<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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uhh-what-the<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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officialwhitegirls<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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one-eyed-pom<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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punlich<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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venatus<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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elasticlove<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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nicejewishguy<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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It sounds scary<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

isn\u2019t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

no your thinking of sephiroth,<\/p>\n

a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

No you\u2019re thinking of a Seraph<\/p>\n

A sephora is a second year college or high school student<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

No, you\u2019re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

thats definitely a selfie,
a sephora is a musical composition played by an orchestra<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

lol\u00a0that\u2019s a symphony
a sephora is that hat that Nice Guys\u2122 wear<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

no thats a fedora
sephora was a greek poet well known for being very gay<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

That\u2019ll be Sappho; you\u2019re thinking of that blue gem from Steven Universe<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Nah that\u2019s Sapphire
Saphora\u2019s that chick from the myth who opened the box with all the bad stuff in it<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Nah that\u2019s Pandora, Sephora\u2019s the repetition of a word or phrase at the beginning of successive clauses<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

no that\u2019s anaphora
a sephora is the spanish word for \u2018mrs.\u2019<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

egbertsdentalissues: hummingbird-hooligan: therealraewest: majorbuttasaurus: cosmo-ren: uhh-what-the: officialwhitegirls: one-eyed-pom: punlich: venatus: elasticlove: nicejewishguy: It sounds scary isn\u2019t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels No you\u2019re thinking of a Seraph A sephora is a second … <\/p>\n

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