{"id":93070,"date":"2016-07-11T01:50:37","date_gmt":"2016-07-11T01:50:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/11\/berlynn-wohl-every-listicle-about-which-star-2\/"},"modified":"2016-07-11T01:50:37","modified_gmt":"2016-07-11T01:50:37","slug":"berlynn-wohl-every-listicle-about-which-star-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/11\/berlynn-wohl-every-listicle-about-which-star-2\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/berlynn-wohl.tumblr.com\/post\/147050040103\" target=\"_blank\">berlynn-wohl<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Every listicle about which Star Wars characters go in which Hogwarts houses is bullshit. They always make Leia a Ravenclaw or a Gryffindor. Leia is a Slytherin. She was raised a princess but even that wasn\u2019t enough for her, she was like \u201cI\u2019m gonna overthrow the government, bitches.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And Han Solo is not a bad-ass Slytherin, he is a Hufflepuff, because every five minutes he is dropping his own agenda to help his friends not die doing whatever crazy shit they\u2019re about to do.<\/p>\n<p>The biggest Gryffindor in the whole trilogy is R2D2, because every beep of his can basically be translated as \u201cHold my beer and watch this,\u201d usually followed by him getting zapped by something and falling over.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>berlynn-wohl: Every listicle about which Star Wars characters go in which Hogwarts houses is bullshit. They always make Leia a Ravenclaw or a Gryffindor. Leia is a Slytherin. She was raised a princess but even that wasn\u2019t enough for her, she was like \u201cI\u2019m gonna overthrow the government, bitches.\u201d And Han Solo is not a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/11\/berlynn-wohl-every-listicle-about-which-star-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[151,79,3124,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93070"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93070"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93070\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}