{"id":92301,"date":"2016-07-17T01:02:39","date_gmt":"2016-07-17T01:02:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/17\/sherlockian-gothic\/"},"modified":"2016-07-17T01:02:39","modified_gmt":"2016-07-17T01:02:39","slug":"sherlockian-gothic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/17\/sherlockian-gothic\/","title":{"rendered":"Sherlockian gothic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/to-johnlock-hell-in-a-handbasket.tumblr.com\/post\/142031478464\" target=\"_blank\">to-johnlock-hell-in-a-handbasket<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\nYou<br \/>\ndistrust women. You aren\u2019t interested in women. You ignore women\u2019s advances. You<br \/>\nspeak admiringly of male beauty. Some people still don\u2019t realise you\u2019re gay.<\/p>\n<p>Your nemesis<br \/>\nis called James Moriarty. His twin brother is also called James Moriarty.<br \/>\nNobody questions this. It\u2019s never twins.<\/p>\n<p>Everyone<br \/>\nelse is called John. Most of your clients are called John. Watson is called<br \/>\nJohn. His wife calls him James. You think his name might be Ormond. You wish you could call him John.<\/p>\n<p>Watson marries<br \/>\nfor the first time. Watson has been married before. Watson\u2019s wife died. Watson\u2019s<br \/>\nwife is an orphan. Watson\u2019s wife is visiting her mother. Watson never had a<br \/>\nwife.<\/p>\n<p>You die at<br \/>\na waterfall. You\u2019re not dead. <\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s 1895.<br \/>\nIt has been 1895 for 121 years. It\u2019s always 1895.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>to-johnlock-hell-in-a-handbasket: You distrust women. You aren\u2019t interested in women. You ignore women\u2019s advances. You speak admiringly of male beauty. Some people still don\u2019t realise you\u2019re gay. Your nemesis is called James Moriarty. His twin brother is also called James Moriarty. Nobody questions this. It\u2019s never twins. Everyone else is called John. Most of your clients &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/17\/sherlockian-gothic\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Sherlockian gothic&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[15,11669,5660,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92301"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=92301"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92301\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=92301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=92301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=92301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}