{"id":92278,"date":"2016-07-17T07:35:37","date_gmt":"2016-07-17T07:35:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/17\/i-spent-an-hour-messing-with-assholes-on-pokemon\/"},"modified":"2016-07-17T07:35:37","modified_gmt":"2016-07-17T07:35:37","slug":"i-spent-an-hour-messing-with-assholes-on-pokemon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/17\/i-spent-an-hour-messing-with-assholes-on-pokemon\/","title":{"rendered":"I spent an hour messing with assholes on Pokemon Go today"},"content":{"rendered":"

sunrisenebula<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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I sat at the campus gym for like, half an hour whittling its prestige down so I could take it over, then just as I did, some random red dude sniped it from under me. So\u00a0I healed up and cleared him out of there with a sound beating, but before I could get anyone in the gym, his buddy stuck a pokemon in there. It took some careful timing, but I eventually managed to stick a random flareon in there (I have so many flareon, guys. It\u2019s a problem. I just want a jolteon or vaporeon. Either one would do. Just not another flareon, please)<\/p>\n

S<\/i>o naturally, the guy starts fighting the flareon to take it out, but this time, I was ready. As soon as he wiped out the flareon and the gym turned grey, I struck. I stuck another flareon with the same nickname and nearly the same cp in there.<\/p>\n

Cue \u201cWTF is this piece of shit glitchy game doing?\u201d reaction from the guy.\u00a0"I beat it, why is that thing still there?\u201c Meanwhile, I healed up my first flareon, so when he tried again, I just stuck it back in the gym. After a few times, the timing got really easy. He beats flareon, I stick the other in, heal while he\u2019s fighting, rinse and repeat.<\/p>\n

I was just gonna let it go after a few repetitions, but then\u00a0his buddy said \u201cMaybe it\u2019s that girl over there doing it?\u201d and he replied \u201cNo, can\u2019t be, girls suck at Pokemon.\u201d<\/p>\n

Bitch, it is on.<\/i><\/p>\n

I kept it up for half an hour until he ran out of healing items and had to storm away frustrated that he couldn\u2019t seem to capture this \u201cglitchy\u201d gym.<\/p>\n

You wanna be a gym sniping asshole? Fine, I\u2019ve got better things to do. You want to be a sexist dudebro asshole? I will destroy you and everything you love.
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sunrisenebula: I sat at the campus gym for like, half an hour whittling its prestige down so I could take it over, then just as I did, some random red dude sniped it from under me. So\u00a0I healed up and cleared him out of there with a sound beating, but before I could get anyone … <\/p>\n

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