{"id":91903,"date":"2016-07-19T23:27:23","date_gmt":"2016-07-19T23:27:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/19\/jack-marched-rhys-across-to-the-water-tower-im\/"},"modified":"2016-07-19T23:27:23","modified_gmt":"2016-07-19T23:27:23","slug":"jack-marched-rhys-across-to-the-water-tower-im","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/19\/jack-marched-rhys-across-to-the-water-tower-im\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Jack marched Rhys across to the water tower. \u2018I\u2019m taking you the flashy way\u2019, he said.<br \/>\n\u2018Your flying lift thing?\u2019, asked Rhys.<br \/>\n&lsquo;Yup.\u2019<br \/>\n&#8216;Lovely.\u2019 Rhys eyed the giant silver fountain. &#8216;And that never fails to impress, does it?\u2019<br \/>\n&#8216;Nope.\u2019<br \/>\n[They descend.]<br \/>\n&#8216;Thing is, the Missus has already shown me it, mate.\u2019<br \/>\n&#8216;Ah\u2019, said Jack.<br \/>\nThey started to sink out of view of an unconcerned Bay.<br \/>\n&#8216;Actually\u2019, admitted Rhys\u2019s voice from the void, &#8216;It\u2019s still bloody impressive. Does it just have the one speed?\u2019<br \/>\nThere was the tiniest of pauses. And a click.<br \/>\n&#8216;Wheeeeeee!\u2019<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div class='attribution'>\n<p>RIsk Assessment (by James Goss)<\/p>\n<p>[Important Life Questions #176: Who said the last line?<\/p>\n<p>Important Life Questions #177: \u2026 Why again did I consider it a good idea to look for innuendo in literally everything Jack says?!]<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/thatsallweget.tumblr.com\/\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">thatsallweget<\/a>)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jack marched Rhys across to the water tower. \u2018I\u2019m taking you the flashy way\u2019, he said. \u2018Your flying lift thing?\u2019, asked Rhys. &lsquo;Yup.\u2019 &#8216;Lovely.\u2019 Rhys eyed the giant silver fountain. &#8216;And that never fails to impress, does it?\u2019 &#8216;Nope.\u2019 [They descend.] &#8216;Thing is, the Missus has already shown me it, mate.\u2019 &#8216;Ah\u2019, said Jack. They &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/19\/jack-marched-rhys-across-to-the-water-tower-im\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[1108,11632,50,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91903"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91903"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91903\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91903"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91903"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91903"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}