Gryffindor online description: brave, noble, chivalrous, a little arrogant and reckless at times, but an all around hero<\/p>\n
Gryffindor actual description: “TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?” *sees spider and screams*<\/p>\n
Ravenclaw online description: witty, intelligent, tends to be eccentric, very smart and pretty nerdy,<\/p>\n
Ravenclaw actual description: hasn’t left the house in six days, is down to one square of toilet paper but doesn’t notice because they’re so deep into the Internet <\/p>\n
Slytherin online description: cunning, clever, resourceful, can be ruthless and tends to be a villain on the worst days, but loyal to those they love<\/p>\n
Slytherin actual description: gets hit in the head with a dodgeball in p.e. because they were busy thinking of ways to overthrow the government<\/p>\n
Hufflepuff online description: kind, sweet, tends to be soft spoken, can be a pushover, loyal, hardworking, overly nice sometimes<\/p>\n
Hufflepuff actual description: smiles a lot thinks about food 24\/7 until someone disses their friend, then all hell breaks loose<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Gryffindor online description: brave, noble, chivalrous, a little arrogant and reckless at times, but an all around hero Gryffindor actual description: “TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?” *sees spider and screams* Ravenclaw online description: witty, intelligent, tends to be eccentric, very smart and pretty nerdy, Ravenclaw actual description: hasn’t left the house in six days, is down … <\/p>\n