the newbie: has written like 1 super cliche fic, doesn’t space paragraphs, everyone secretly hates them but doesn’t want to be rude
\nthe high schooler: only writes high school aus, is actually a middle schooler, writes 3 chapters then gives up and writes a new fic, wants to be more creative but nahhhh
\nthe firecracker: CRACK FICS, just writes weird shit, usually only writes one shots but when they do go for chaptered it’s super creative and well done, likes body swap a lot, always uses overdone memes
\nthe fluffmaster: their stuff is short and sweet, always G rated, but they secretly have ten million kinks
\nthe texter: can literally only write group chat fics, not creative enough for anything else
\nthe infamous: wrote only one fic ever but it was super long and it’s the most popular in the fandom
\nthe smut addict: only writes smut, probably really kinky, seriously though you haven’t even heard of half of these, this is messed up
\nthe nonexistent: writes such average fics that you forget them, but they’re actually really creative
\nthe procrastinator: chapter 2??? what chapter 2???
\nthe wattpad: writes self insert fics for one direction, uses wattpad, probably 9 years old, always adds vampires, generally hated
\nthe monster: likes hurting the characters, will make you cry, kills off a lot of the characters, wHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
the newbie: has written like 1 super cliche fic, doesn’t space paragraphs, everyone secretly hates them but doesn’t want to be rude the high schooler: only writes high school aus, is actually a middle schooler, writes 3 chapters then gives up and writes a new fic, wants to be more creative but nahhhh the firecracker: … <\/p>\n