{"id":91503,"date":"2016-07-23T00:14:55","date_gmt":"2016-07-23T00:14:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/23\/im-imagining-the-epilouge-but-with-nevilles-kid\/"},"modified":"2016-07-23T00:14:55","modified_gmt":"2016-07-23T00:14:55","slug":"im-imagining-the-epilouge-but-with-nevilles-kid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/23\/im-imagining-the-epilouge-but-with-nevilles-kid\/","title":{"rendered":"I\u2019m imagining the epilouge but with Neville\u2019s kid instead of Harry\u2019s."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sensibly Named Child: Dad, what if the hat puts me in Slytherin?<br \/>\nNeville: Then it means you really are a Slytherin. Do you have any idea how hard I begged to be a Hufflepuff? How hard I argued with the hat against Gryffindor? And you know what, it turns out the hat was right and I pulled the sword out of the hat and killed the snake. It&#8217;s a magical hat and you&#8217;re an eleven year old who thinks Axe works to attract girls. You know nothing, listen to the hat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sensibly Named Child: Dad, what if the hat puts me in Slytherin? Neville: Then it means you really are a Slytherin. Do you have any idea how hard I begged to be a Hufflepuff? How hard I argued with the hat against Gryffindor? And you know what, it turns out the hat was right and &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/23\/im-imagining-the-epilouge-but-with-nevilles-kid\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I\u2019m imagining the epilouge but with Neville\u2019s kid instead of Harry\u2019s.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[151,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91503"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91503"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91503\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}