{"id":91493,"date":"2016-07-23T02:37:46","date_gmt":"2016-07-23T02:37:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/23\/mixgoldenphoenix-eliciaforever\/"},"modified":"2016-07-23T02:37:46","modified_gmt":"2016-07-23T02:37:46","slug":"mixgoldenphoenix-eliciaforever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/23\/mixgoldenphoenix-eliciaforever\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

mixgoldenphoenix<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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eliciaforever<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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garrisonbabe<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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where are the milennial superstitions? like my gf told me that if you instagram your food before eating it, it won\u2019t taste as good. i was psyched i was like hell yeah milennial folk tales but apparently it\u2019s a science thing about perception or whatever which was thoroughly disappointing bc i want my generation to have folk tales that our kids and grandkids will be like\u00a0\u201cugh, that\u2019s just an old milennial superstition that\u2019s not even a real thing\u201d<\/p>\n

I WAAAAANT<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I know one! Music you put in a playlist in iTunes isn\u2019t as exciting as when you hear it randomly on the radio. So if you really like a song, save it for radio listening so it lasts longer.<\/p>\n

No but seriously we should start some bullshit superstitions.<\/p>\n

Don\u2019t buy anything red from an online store because it\u2019s bad luck. Only buy red things at a real store.<\/p>\n

If you leave your phone plugged in after it\u2019s finished charging, it will give you a headache.<\/p>\n

\u201cTap 8\u2033 instead of \u201ctouch wood\u201d! Hit any \u201c8\u2033 key to disperse bad luck.<\/p>\n

Tape a student loan bill to your window to ward off evil spirits.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Demon walks up to window, sees ridiculous figure of debt on student loan, says, \u201cFuck that shit. Kid\u2019s already suffering enough. I\u2019d be a welcome sight at this point.\u201d Turns around and leaves.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

mixgoldenphoenix: eliciaforever: garrisonbabe: where are the milennial superstitions? like my gf told me that if you instagram your food before eating it, it won\u2019t taste as good. i was psyched i was like hell yeah milennial folk tales but apparently it\u2019s a science thing about perception or whatever which was thoroughly disappointing bc i want … <\/p>\n

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