{"id":91387,"date":"2016-07-24T01:02:41","date_gmt":"2016-07-24T01:02:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/24\/katzesidhe-cheeso-cheeso-i-have-been-in\/"},"modified":"2016-07-24T01:02:41","modified_gmt":"2016-07-24T01:02:41","slug":"katzesidhe-cheeso-cheeso-i-have-been-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/24\/katzesidhe-cheeso-cheeso-i-have-been-in\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/katzesidhe.tumblr.com\/post\/147780223278\" target=\"_blank\">katzesidhe<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/cheeso.tumblr.com\/post\/147212719320\" target=\"_blank\">cheeso<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/cheeso.tumblr.com\/post\/146904942435\" target=\"_blank\">cheeso<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>i have been in america lately and tried its Various cuisine\u2019s here is my review<\/p>\n<p><b>wendys<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<b>what i had: <\/b>four for $4 burger and lemonade.<\/li>\n<li>\n<b>what i thought:<\/b> this is the same as mcdonalds but there is a smiling girl! the guy who invented wendys was called somethng else so who is wendy. Food apparaition?<\/li>\n<li>\n<b>rating: <\/b>3\/5. food was boring but mysterious girl warmed my heart<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>cook out<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<b>what i had: <\/b>hot dog and shake<\/li>\n<li>\n<b>what i thought: <\/b>holy shit. also milkshakes in america are like, solid ice cream. i was expecting nesquik<\/li>\n<li>\n<b>rating:<\/b> 5\/5. the hot dog was nauseating but cost a dollar and the cashier liked toys<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>steak n shake<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<b>what i had: <\/b>you can only have burgers and shakes from this restaurant so thats what i got baby!! when in roam!! hasta la vista!!<\/li>\n<li>\n<b>what i thought: <\/b>siri didnt know how to get there so we got lost on the highway at 1am. WOOPS!!! thats the american life<\/li>\n<li>\n<b>rating: <\/b>4\/5. tasted like i was dying, but pleasantly<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>cracker barrel<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<b>what i had: <\/b>friday fish fry up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/li>\n<li>\n<b>what i thought: <\/b>there was lots of old people in this restaurant. the waitress avoided me because my nails were painted. this is a well documented phenomneom but biscuits are definitely something different in this country than my country<\/li>\n<li>\n<b>rating:<\/b> 2\/5. scary torture cabin<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>costco<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<b>what i had: <\/b>piza slice<\/li>\n<li>\n<b>what i thought: <\/b>i know this isnt technicaly a restaurant but drinks were 50 cents so it gets an honorable mention. there was a crate of mayonnaise but i didnt try that.<\/li>\n<li>\n<b>rating:<\/b> ???\/5. costcos most precious secrets are lost to us all<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b>chipotle<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<b>what i had: <\/b>burrito. do they make other things?<\/li>\n<li>\n<b>what i thought: <\/b>the logo is a chilli pepper but there werent actually any chilli peppers you could have in the food? i enjoyed the dainty red basket<\/li>\n<li>\n<b>rating:<\/b> 3\/5. guess burritos just always taste good, no matter what theyre made of. i think the chipotle burritos were made using some kind of food product but im not sure. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>sonic drive thru<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<b>what i had: <\/b>loaded chilli cheese dog\u2019 fourht of july baby!! happy star wars day<\/li>\n<li>\n<b>what i thought: <\/b>very inconceivable. there is a sit in a drive in and a drive thru and the sonic drive thru person comes over to your car in roller skates. its a made up cartoon store. it doesnt exist<\/li>\n<li>\n<b>rating:<\/b> 5\/5. we spent 20 minutes googling if you tip at sonic and in the end we drove off so my guilt prevents me from assessing it poorly<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>taco bell<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<b>what i had: <\/b>it only sells tacos in like threes so i got three tacos.<\/li>\n<li>\n<b>what i thought: <\/b>its like a dorito with a leaf stapled to it. why is it called taco bell? also, who am i, inside?<\/li>\n<li>\n<b>rating:<\/b> 4\/5. i flung six tacos in the microwave when we got back and i enjoyed watching them roll over each other playfully &#8211;\u00a0 made me think of my childhood and the political conspiracy around my birth.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>sheetz<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<b>what i had: <\/b>chicken nuggets at 2am<\/li>\n<li>\n<b>what i thought: <\/b>it was interesting that about half of the items on the interactive menu ended with a \u2018z\u2019 rather than an s. while that was fun &#8211; i would not go so far as to say i died at sheetz but i certainly did not leave it in one piece due to the colossal spinning death blade embedded into the milkshake machine<\/li>\n<li>\n<b>rating:<\/b> 5\/5. ordering entirely through a little touchpad is a natural progression in a society of unwholesome, evil food production and distribution<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This person truly understands America.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>katzesidhe: cheeso: cheeso: i have been in america lately and tried its Various cuisine\u2019s here is my review wendys what i had: four for $4 burger and lemonade. what i thought: this is the same as mcdonalds but there is a smiling girl! the guy who invented wendys was called somethng else so who is &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/24\/katzesidhe-cheeso-cheeso-i-have-been-in\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[8512,7274,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91387"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91387"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91387\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}