{"id":91124,"date":"2016-07-25T14:43:45","date_gmt":"2016-07-25T14:43:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/25\/au\/"},"modified":"2016-07-25T14:43:45","modified_gmt":"2016-07-25T14:43:45","slug":"au","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/25\/au\/","title":{"rendered":"\ud83d\udc36 AU"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/jon-lox.tumblr.com\/post\/146817467127\" target=\"_blank\">jon-lox<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/jon-lox.tumblr.com\/post\/146815084802\" target=\"_blank\">jon-lox<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>john and sherlock meet on the same bench at a dog park<\/p>\n<p>sherlock tries to impress this hot military man by deducing all the people there\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>he turns over to look at john\u2019s shocked face only to see it turn into smugness &#8211; john also begins to deduce\u2026\u2026the dogs. their old and new injuries, which ball belongs to which dog, how old the dogs are<\/p>\n<p>astounded, sherlock says\u00a0\u201cwhat do you do for a living?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>john says\u00a0\u201ci\u2019m a vet.\u201d \ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude0f<\/p>\n<p>&amp; sherlock just melts like \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d \u00a0I FOUND A HOT MAN WHO LOVES DOGS<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>hounds of baskerville is still the same but instead of killing the dog at the end, john just sidles right up to the dog and starts murmuring things like\u00a0\u201cit\u2019s okay, it\u2019s alright we\u2019re not gonna hurt you, we\u2019re here to save you\u201d.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>eventually he gets the dog calm and submissive enough; sherlock\u2019s jaw drops watching this man tame it by pat pats on its head and belly scritches<\/p>\n<p>john is a dog whisperer and nobody dies<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>jon-lox: jon-lox: john and sherlock meet on the same bench at a dog park sherlock tries to impress this hot military man by deducing all the people there\u00a0 he turns over to look at john\u2019s shocked face only to see it turn into smugness &#8211; john also begins to deduce\u2026\u2026the dogs. their old and new &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/25\/au\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;\ud83d\udc36 AU&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[1534,129,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91124"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91124"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91124\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}