{"id":90941,"date":"2016-07-26T17:07:03","date_gmt":"2016-07-26T17:07:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/26\/the-touchy-feeley-gingersnapwolves\/"},"modified":"2018-09-01T10:04:21","modified_gmt":"2018-09-01T10:04:21","slug":"the-touchy-feeley-gingersnapwolves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/26\/the-touchy-feeley-gingersnapwolves\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-90941 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/26\/the-touchy-feeley-gingersnapwolves\/hagrid-what-are-you-doing-here-wheres-james-and-lily\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/tumblr_njvw1ssgKy1ql1zoto4_500-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-90942\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/tumblr_njvw1ssgKy1ql1zoto4_500-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/tumblr_njvw1ssgKy1ql1zoto4_500-100x100.png 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-90942'>\n\t\t\t\tHagrid, what are you doing here?  Where&#8217;s &#8212; James &#8212; and Lily?\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/26\/the-touchy-feeley-gingersnapwolves\/peter-wah-harry-i-can-take-him-im-his-godfather-dumbledore-says-he-goes-to-lilys-sister-man-seriously-fuck-dumbledore\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/tumblr_njvw1ssgKy1ql1zoto3_500-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-90943\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/tumblr_njvw1ssgKy1ql1zoto3_500-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/tumblr_njvw1ssgKy1ql1zoto3_500-100x100.png 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-90943'>\n\t\t\t\tPeter.  Wah!  Harry?  I can take him.  I&#8217;m his godfather!  Dumbledore says he goes to Lily&#8217;s sister.  Man, seriously?  FUCK Dumbledore!\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/26\/the-touchy-feeley-gingersnapwolves\/im-his-legal-guardian-i-cant-he-needs-me-i-cant-lose-him-im-all-he-has-im-so-sorry-hagrid-give-me-harry-please-dont-make-me-sirius-no-stupefy\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/tumblr_njvw1ssgKy1ql1zoto2_500-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-90944\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/tumblr_njvw1ssgKy1ql1zoto2_500-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/tumblr_njvw1ssgKy1ql1zoto2_500-100x100.png 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-90944'>\n\t\t\t\tI&#8217;m his legal guardian.  I can&#8217;t.  He needs me!  I can&#8217;t lose him, I&#8217;m all he has.  I&#8217;m so sorry&#8230; Hagrid, give me Harry.  Please don&#8217;t make me.  Sirius, no!  Stupefy.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/26\/the-touchy-feeley-gingersnapwolves\/shit-hey-kid-lets-go-dear-remus-first-i-apologize-second-i-kidnapped-harry-help-dont-tell-the-order-padfoot\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/tumblr_njvw1ssgKy1ql1zoto1_640-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-90945\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/tumblr_njvw1ssgKy1ql1zoto1_640-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/tumblr_njvw1ssgKy1ql1zoto1_640-100x100.png 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-90945'>\n\t\t\t\tShit.  Hey kid.  Let&#8217;s go.  Dear Remus, First: I apologize.  Second: I kidnapped Harry.  HELP.  Don&#8217;t tell the order.  -Padfoot\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/the-touchy-feeley.tumblr.com\/post\/147399214242\" target=\"_blank\">the-touchy-feeley<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/gingersnapwolves.tumblr.com\/post\/124112595459\" target=\"_blank\">gingersnapwolves<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/copperbadge.tumblr.com\/post\/123894659356\" target=\"_blank\">copperbadge<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/resplendeo.tumblr.com\/post\/123891095130\" target=\"_blank\">resplendeo<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/team-free-will-on-skaro.tumblr.com\/post\/123888189457\" target=\"_blank\">team-free-will-on-skaro<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/spooky-ophelia.tumblr.com\/post\/112852180386\" target=\"_blank\">spooky-ophelia<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/kiyala.tumblr.com\/post\/111745921396\" target=\"_blank\">kiyala<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/isozyme.tumblr.com\/post\/111212878034\" target=\"_blank\">isozyme<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Remus Lupin: Sirius you did <i>what.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Inspired by <a href=\"http:\/\/lotstradamus.tumblr.com\/post\/79498872097\" target=\"_blank\">this<\/a>\u00a0post and others by <a href=\"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/mOrz5u85azFNf4xRm80I1LQ\" target=\"_blank\">lotstradamus<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/i-want-the-50k-story-of-facepalming-remus-and-panicked-sirius-with-kidnapped-baby-harry-on-the-run-from-dumbledore\" target=\"_blank\">#i want the 50k story of facepalming remus and panicked sirius with kidnapped baby harry on the run from dumbledore<\/a> (via <a href=\"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/mBh5nOhb1Ay8IazU1XqKwjQ\" target=\"_blank\">meh-guh<\/a>)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/mCf4edV-Q9XEFLaFtnMYjGg\" target=\"_blank\">theboredomisdeadly<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Ok but hasn\u2019t it been shown that a single stupefy wouldn\u2019t be enough to have an effect on hagrid due to his giant blood?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>clearly this means that hagrid pretended that the stupefy knocked him out, gently laid down on the ground so the baby wasn\u2019t jostled, and pretended to snore while sirius ran the fuck away<\/p>\n<p>possibly interrupting himself mid-snore to offer advice<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>*Hagrid sits up*<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSUPPORT \u2018IS LI\u2019IL HEAD, YE GREAT IDIOT!\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>*lies down*<\/p>\n<p>*Sirius climbs on motorbike*<\/p>\n<p>*Hagrid sits up again*<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDON\u2019 FERGET TO BURP\u00a0\u2018IM AFTER A FEEDIN!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>*Motorbike zooms off*<\/p>\n<p>*Hagrid sits up, cups hands and yells*<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAN\u2019 MAKE SURE\u00a0\u2018E SLEEPS ON\u00a0\u2018IS BACK!\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>*lies down again for another five minutes for good measure*<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>then he lies there mumbling about how he shouldn\u2019t\u2019ve said that<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This is fucking fantastic<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the-touchy-feeley: gingersnapwolves: copperbadge: resplendeo: team-free-will-on-skaro: spooky-ophelia: kiyala: isozyme: Remus Lupin: Sirius you did what. Inspired by this\u00a0post and others by lotstradamus #i want the 50k story of facepalming remus and panicked sirius with kidnapped baby harry on the run from dumbledore (via meh-guh) theboredomisdeadly Ok but hasn\u2019t it been shown that a single stupefy wouldn\u2019t &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/07\/26\/the-touchy-feeley-gingersnapwolves\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[151,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90941"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=90941"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90941\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":90946,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90941\/revisions\/90946"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=90941"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=90941"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=90941"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}