{"id":75558,"date":"2016-11-23T19:41:52","date_gmt":"2016-11-23T19:41:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/11\/23\/starfoozle-oh-my-god-so-my-mom-has-proposed-a\/"},"modified":"2016-11-23T19:41:52","modified_gmt":"2016-11-23T19:41:52","slug":"starfoozle-oh-my-god-so-my-mom-has-proposed-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/11\/23\/starfoozle-oh-my-god-so-my-mom-has-proposed-a\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/starfoozle.tumblr.com\/post\/153363043315\/oh-my-god-so-my-mom-has-proposed-a-total-ban-on\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">starfoozle<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Oh my god. So my mom has proposed a total ban on political debates on Thanksgiving and she intends to enforce this by not only putting up a sign at the dinner table\u2026.but by also arming everyone with cheap plastic kazoos\u2026.which we will toot aggressively if The Discourse\u2122 begins to occur\u2026..<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m so glad.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>starfoozle: Oh my god. So my mom has proposed a total ban on political debates on Thanksgiving and she intends to enforce this by not only putting up a sign at the dinner table\u2026.but by also arming everyone with cheap plastic kazoos\u2026.which we will toot aggressively if The Discourse\u2122 begins to occur\u2026.. I\u2019m so glad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[4291,2394,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75558"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75558"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75558\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}