{"id":75552,"date":"2016-11-23T22:04:46","date_gmt":"2016-11-23T22:04:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/11\/23\/shatterfly-curiousthimble-wallywestisbae\/"},"modified":"2016-11-23T22:04:46","modified_gmt":"2016-11-23T22:04:46","slug":"shatterfly-curiousthimble-wallywestisbae","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/11\/23\/shatterfly-curiousthimble-wallywestisbae\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shatterfly.tumblr.com\/post\/153497124148\/curiousthimble-wallywestisbae-as-black-friday\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">shatterfly<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/curiousthimble.tumblr.com\/post\/153496204688\/wallywestisbae-as-black-friday-and-the-holidays\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">curiousthimble<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/wallywestisbae.tumblr.com\/post\/102586712822\" target=\"_blank\">wallywestisbae<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>as black friday and the holidays slowly creep up on us\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><em>please please please remember to\u00a0<strong>be kind to cashiers and retail workers<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>they want to be home and out of the store just as quickly as you want to be<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>On this note, please avoid the following:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh my god, how long have you been here?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIf it doesn\u2019t scan it\u2019s free.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCan I have a discount?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI can\u2019t believe you have to work on Thanksgiving!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat are your sales?\u201d (Seriously, figure your shit out before getting out of the car.)<\/p>\n<p>Talking on the phone while at the register\/generally ignoring your cashier.<\/p>\n<p>Complaining about the chip, whether in use or not.<\/p>\n<p>We have heard it all. We are tired. Please don\u2019t.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\n\u201cI can\u2019t believe you have to work on Thanksgiving!\u201d <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This one is particularly shitty. If they are working on Thanksgiving it\u2019s because YOU are shopping on Thanksgiving.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>shatterfly: curiousthimble: wallywestisbae: as black friday and the holidays slowly creep up on us\u00a0 please please please remember to\u00a0be kind to cashiers and retail workers they want to be home and out of the store just as quickly as you want to be On this note, please avoid the following: \u201cOh my god, how long &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/11\/23\/shatterfly-curiousthimble-wallywestisbae\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[62,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75552"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75552"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75552\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}