{"id":75528,"date":"2016-11-24T04:25:12","date_gmt":"2016-11-24T04:25:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/11\/24\/how-to-come-up-with-names-for-your-dystopian-teen\/"},"modified":"2016-11-24T04:25:12","modified_gmt":"2016-11-24T04:25:12","slug":"how-to-come-up-with-names-for-your-dystopian-teen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/11\/24\/how-to-come-up-with-names-for-your-dystopian-teen\/","title":{"rendered":"How to come up with names for your dystopian teen lit:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/deducecanoe.tumblr.com\/post\/147245196975\" target=\"_blank\">deducecanoe<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/carry-on-my-wayward-wesley.tumblr.com\/post\/147118124972\" target=\"_blank\">carry-on-my-wayward-wesley<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/alice-moran.tumblr.com\/post\/136924304499\" target=\"_blank\">alice-moran<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/alice-moran.tumblr.com\/post\/129225315729\" target=\"_blank\">alice-moran<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/alice-moran.tumblr.com\/post\/128190757214\" target=\"_blank\">alice-moran<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Try to say regular names with a bunch of Oreos in your mouth!<\/p>\n<p>Examples: \u00a0Jocelyn = Jorslun. \u00a0Elizabeth = Lisbit. \u00a0Daniel = Dannel.<\/p>\n<p>You\u2019re welcome.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Following up on this idea. \u00a0I tried this method with a hamburger in my mouth, in lieu of Oreos. Results:<\/p>\n<p>Alice = Allit. \u00a0 Mark = Marth. \u00a0Tommy = Domi.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Confirmed: a mouth full of President Choice White Mac and Cheese \u00a0produces a subset of names with a more badass tilt to them. \u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Examples: Chris = Rith. \u00a0Brittany = Brickney. \u00a0Megan = Mayhem.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I JUST CACKLED OUT LOUD IN PUBLIC<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This is an amazing tool. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>deducecanoe: carry-on-my-wayward-wesley: alice-moran: alice-moran: alice-moran: Try to say regular names with a bunch of Oreos in your mouth! Examples: \u00a0Jocelyn = Jorslun. \u00a0Elizabeth = Lisbit. \u00a0Daniel = Dannel. You\u2019re welcome. Following up on this idea. \u00a0I tried this method with a hamburger in my mouth, in lieu of Oreos. Results: Alice = Allit. \u00a0 Mark &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/11\/24\/how-to-come-up-with-names-for-your-dystopian-teen\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;How to come up with names for your dystopian teen lit:&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[24,4,45],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75528"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75528"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75528\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}