{"id":74776,"date":"2016-11-29T13:21:14","date_gmt":"2016-11-29T13:21:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/11\/29\/teroknortailor-i-dont-think-star-trek-really\/"},"modified":"2016-11-29T13:21:14","modified_gmt":"2016-11-29T13:21:14","slug":"teroknortailor-i-dont-think-star-trek-really","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/11\/29\/teroknortailor-i-dont-think-star-trek-really\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/teroknortailor.tumblr.com\/post\/153660207951\/i-dont-think-star-trek-really-got-how\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">teroknortailor<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>i don\u2019t think star trek really got how revolutionary its replicators are<\/p>\n<p>you could be lactose intolerant with celiac disease and allergic to a million different things and you could get a replicator to make you a delicious milk chocolate peanut butter cake that wouldn\u2019t trigger any of your dietary sensitivities whatsoever<\/p>\n<p>it just has to mimic the flavors and textures of the milk chocolate, the peanut butter, and the cake to achieve the dessert<\/p>\n<p>no one said it had to include any of the exact ingredients &#8211; the replicator uses otherworldly substitutes and non-triggering chemical compounds to automatically tailor things to whatever dietary requirements you, or the ship\u2019s doctor, put into the system<\/p>\n<p>honestly you could even order a chocolate sundae and specify it include all the nutrition of a balanced meal and it could still taste like a chocolate sundae BECAUSE SCIENCE (yeah deanna u can eat all the chocolate sundaes u want. TREAT YO SELF.)<\/p>\n<p>like just imagine being able to eat WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT with NO PAINFUL CONSEQUENCES i mean geez just slingshot me to the 24th century right nOW<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>teroknortailor: i don\u2019t think star trek really got how revolutionary its replicators are you could be lactose intolerant with celiac disease and allergic to a million different things and you could get a replicator to make you a delicious milk chocolate peanut butter cake that wouldn\u2019t trigger any of your dietary sensitivities whatsoever it just &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/11\/29\/teroknortailor-i-dont-think-star-trek-really\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[9734,9733,19,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74776"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74776"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74776\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74776"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}