{"id":74687,"date":"2016-11-30T02:50:04","date_gmt":"2016-11-30T02:50:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/11\/30\/agentsyzygy-bluespock\/"},"modified":"2016-11-30T02:50:04","modified_gmt":"2016-11-30T02:50:04","slug":"agentsyzygy-bluespock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/11\/30\/agentsyzygy-bluespock\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

agentsyzygy<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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bluespock<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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weve-never-been-alive<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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chubbycaptain<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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bluespock<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Spock pretends to not understand human courting methods, and Bones won\u2019t stop buying him flowers. When Spock decides to return the favor in his own troll way, he gifts Bones a beautiful, freshly-picked bundle of\u2026.asparagus. His reasoning in the totally-not-romantic-love-letter attached to it is that asparagus is \u201cmore useful\u201d than something that just sits there and looks pretty, but of course Bones puts it in a fancy crystal vase on his desk and openly cherishes its \u201cbeauty\u201d just to piss off Spock. They were made for each other that way.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

sending asparagus to paramours becomes the new trend on the enterprise\u2026\u2026.. sulu has the time of his life breeding asparagus in all kinds of colors and there are asparagus bouquets Everywhere and spock is praised as some kind of savant of romantic gestures\u2026\u2026. spock is Infuriated but wont admit it and bones is also having the time of his life egging all of this on<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Asparagus foliage actually has a meaning! Fascination! So in a way, it\u2019s perfect for members of the Enterprise!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Are you telling me that Spock giving Bones asparagus is just some abstract, esoteric form of him saying \u201cfascinating\u201d?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Um this is amazing o.o<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

agentsyzygy: bluespock: weve-never-been-alive: chubbycaptain: bluespock: Spock pretends to not understand human courting methods, and Bones won\u2019t stop buying him flowers. When Spock decides to return the favor in his own troll way, he gifts Bones a beautiful, freshly-picked bundle of\u2026.asparagus. His reasoning in the totally-not-romantic-love-letter attached to it is that asparagus is \u201cmore useful\u201d than … <\/p>\n

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