{"id":286351,"date":"2018-02-26T12:33:48","date_gmt":"2018-02-26T12:33:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/02\/26\/you-can-make-nearly-any-object-into-a-good-insult-2\/"},"modified":"2018-02-26T12:33:48","modified_gmt":"2018-02-26T12:33:48","slug":"you-can-make-nearly-any-object-into-a-good-insult-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/02\/26\/you-can-make-nearly-any-object-into-a-good-insult-2\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

animatedamerican<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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nentuaby<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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animatedamerican<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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asexualbrittaperry<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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ggiornojo<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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asexualbrittaperry<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put \u2018you absolute\u2019 in front of it<\/p>\n

example: you absolute coat hanger<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

as well u can just add \u2018ed\u2019 to any object and it\u2019s sounds like you were really drunk<\/p>\n

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

#i was gazeboed mate<\/a>\u00a0#i was absolutely baubled<\/a><\/p>\n

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Meanwhile,\u00a0\u201cutter\u201d works for the first (e.g.,\u00a0\u201cyou utter floorboard\u201d) but somehow \u201cutterly\u201d doesn\u2019t seem to work as well for the second (\u201cI was utterly floorboarded\u201d).<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Utterly doesn\u2019t work for drunk because it\u2019s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u2026 huh. \u00a0I thought that might just be the similarity to\u00a0\u201cfloored\u201d, and yet\u00a0\u201cI was utterly coat hangered\u201d does seem to convey something similar.<\/p>\n

I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

animatedamerican: nentuaby: animatedamerican: asexualbrittaperry: ggiornojo: asexualbrittaperry: you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put \u2018you absolute\u2019 in front of it example: you absolute coat hanger as well u can just add \u2018ed\u2019 to any object and it\u2019s sounds like you were really drunk example: i was absolutely coat hangered last … <\/p>\n

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