{"id":285922,"date":"2018-08-28T13:56:13","date_gmt":"2018-08-28T13:56:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/08\/28\/jitterbugjive-rhythmrender-rusticbabe\/"},"modified":"2018-12-10T23:04:45","modified_gmt":"2018-12-10T23:04:45","slug":"jitterbugjive-rhythmrender-rusticbabe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/08\/28\/jitterbugjive-rhythmrender-rusticbabe\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-285922 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/08\/28\/jitterbugjive-rhythmrender-rusticbabe\/attachment\/285923\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/tumblr_mubxp0BldX1s51ry1o1_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" 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sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/08\/28\/jitterbugjive-rhythmrender-rusticbabe\/attachment\/285925\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/tumblr_mubxp0BldX1s51ry1o3_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/tumblr_mubxp0BldX1s51ry1o3_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/tumblr_mubxp0BldX1s51ry1o3_1280-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/08\/28\/jitterbugjive-rhythmrender-rusticbabe\/attachment\/285926\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/tumblr_mubxp0BldX1s51ry1o4_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/tumblr_mubxp0BldX1s51ry1o4_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/tumblr_mubxp0BldX1s51ry1o4_1280-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/08\/28\/jitterbugjive-rhythmrender-rusticbabe\/attachment\/285927\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/tumblr_mubxp0BldX1s51ry1o5_500-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/tumblr_mubxp0BldX1s51ry1o5_500-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/tumblr_mubxp0BldX1s51ry1o5_500-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jitterbugjive.tumblr.com\/post\/177459845804\/rhythmrender-rusticbabe\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">jitterbugjive<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rhythmrender.tumblr.com\/post\/177459326687\/rusticbabe-spiderman-against-pedos\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">rhythmrender<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/rusticbabe.tumblr.com\/post\/177319667522\/spiderman-against-pedos-witchcryptid\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">rusticbabe<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/spiderman-against-pedos.tumblr.com\/post\/166712928328\/witchcryptid-alittlebitpessimistic\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">spiderman-against-pedos<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/witchcryptid.tumblr.com\/post\/166697398575\/alittlebitpessimistic-azalea-in-time\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">witchcryptid<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/alittlebitpessimistic.tumblr.com\/post\/97255510926\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">alittlebitpessimistic<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/azalea-in-time.tumblr.com\/post\/97197080646\/ziamlevinestylinson\" target=\"_blank\">azalea-in-time<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/ziamlevinestylinson.tumblr.com\/post\/97196904572\/2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor\" target=\"_blank\">ziamlevinestylinson<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor.tumblr.com\/post\/92705874000\/useless-worthless-nobody-azalea-in-time-when\" target=\"_blank\">2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/useless-worthless-nobody.tumblr.com\/post\/92704571656\/azalea-in-time-when-you-go-to-a-haunted-house\" target=\"_blank\">useless-worthless-nobody<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/azalea-in-time.tumblr.com\/post\/63435656039\/when-you-go-to-a-haunted-house-it-may-seem-like\" target=\"_blank\">azalea-in-time<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you\u2019re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.<\/p>\n<p>You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don\u2019t fucking go through if you\u2019re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a \u2018joke\u2019.<\/p>\n<p>These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn\u2019t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.<\/p>\n<p>Then we had this asshole who thought that once I \u2018died\u2019 for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I\u2019d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.<\/p>\n<p>YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO<\/p>\n<p>I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the \u2018monsters\u2019 but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>It\u2019s not even October but I\u2019m still spreading this<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Yeah\u2026your director may want to consider reblocking<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>We don\u2019t have a director? Or blocking??? It\u2019s a haunted house bro, not a play<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Reblogging for relevance-<\/p>\n<p>I work at a Haunted House every October, and have been for the past few years. Our house in particular is staffed by Volunteer workers who are either earning credits for Graduation, or people who know the Family that owns the haunted attraction. In our City, we\u2019re one of two Haunted Houses, so while we open in late September, we tend to get incredibly busy during the month of October and often work from 6pm until 2, 3am on weekends.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>We do not get paid to help out. Due to our location, we get a lot of drunk guys coming through, and a lot of \u2018funny\u2019 teenagers. In my several years working there, I\u2019ve seen Actors get grabbed and thrown, stomped on, kicked,\u00a0<em>bitten<\/em>, everything. A lot of the Actors at this attraction are young teenagers, Middle and Secondary School students, so this kind of abuse is terrifying and potentially emotionally scarring.<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s a position half-way through the house we call \u2018Psych Ward\u2019, and it\u2019s essentially a jump scare. The scare is a corner-room, boxed in with walls and broken windows, that the Actor pops out of and shouts and taunts the people going through. October, 2012, a couple were going through the Psych Ward corner and the scare went off as per usual. The girlfriend of this couple got very startled but laughed it off and continued on. The boyfriend, however, back-tracked and went up to the broken window and punched the Actor in the face for scaring his girlfriend. The Actor, who I\u2019m going to call Tracy, had a black eye for a good two weeks solid and the couple had to be escorted out of the house and were banned from the property. Ever since we\u2019ve ruled that Veteran Actors (someone who\u2019s been there for 3+ years) are the only ones allowed in this particular Scaring Spot.<\/p>\n<p>He\u00a0<em>paid\u00a0<\/em>to get scared and then got violent when we delivered.<\/p>\n<p>There are so many stories I can tell of ignorant customers banging back on scares and injuring the Actors inside, grabbing props from the actors and hurting them with it, <em>destroying<\/em> props because they thought it would be \u2018funny\u2019.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I just want to raise awareness that the <strong>ACTORS ARE STILL PEOPLE<\/strong>. We\u2019re instructed to get the best kind of scare out of you, sometimes with no pay at all (like this particular attraction), so please respect our work.<\/p>\n<p>We wouldn\u2019t come to your job, mock you, and push you around trying to be \u2018funny\u2019. Don\u2019t come to our job and do that to us!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I literally cannot believe people are angry over this post saying \u201cdon\u2019t fucking beat up actors\u201d<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>I work at a haunted hayride and a guy tried to dropkick me in the chest and knee me in the face because he thought it was funny. <\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>I got in trouble for breaking character to tell him to fucking stop. <\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Ive been hit so many times this season it has left cuts and bruises.  Back in 2015 I was fucking choked and dragged behind a wagon because a lady was drunk and her son had to pry her hands off me because <b>IM NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH YOU OR FIGHT BACK. <\/b><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Most recently, a customer groped my breasts and twisted my fucking nipples.  Apparently, she did it to <i><b>AT LEAST<\/b><\/i> twenty other actors. <\/p>\n<p><b>THAT IS SEXUAL ASSAULT YOU ASSHOLES.  <i>ITS NOT OKAY. <\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Most recently a customer fucking kicked me and sent me to the goddamned hospital.  <\/p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/9d26c0d60745a48733d3969a7e43bbe3\/tumblr_inline_oy9bkayFLh1vnrpnn_500.jpg\" \/><\/figure>\n<p><\/p>\n<h1><b>WHEN YOU GO TO A HAUNTED HAYRIDE \/ HAUNTED HOUSE, REMEMBER YOU LITERALLY PAID US TO SCARE YOU.  <\/b><\/h1>\n<h1><b>THE ACTORS ARE REAL PEOPLE.<\/b><\/h1>\n<h1><i><b>DO NOT FUCKING HIT US.<\/b><\/i><\/h1>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Why the fuck would you even do this holy shit <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Hey guys i know this is out of theme but that comment from @witchcryptid was me and my old url.  I plan on working this job again this year if at all possible, so here\u2019s an added psa:<\/p>\n<p>If your family or friend(s) force you into a haunting, be upfront as best you can and tell actors as they come up<i> \u201cplease do not scare me i am too anxious \/ scared\u201d<\/i> and <b><i>9.99\/10 times we will listen and leave you alone.  just communicate with us even though we most often cannot communicate back.  <\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"npf_chat\"><b><i>We may be playing monsters, but we are NOT monsters.<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<h2>Also, please remember to keep your hands off of us during your haunting, and also please try to step in or speak up if you see people trying to touch us, assault us, or talking about planning to touch or hurt a staff member.  <\/h2>\n<h1>We cannot do anything and will most likely get in <b>legal<\/b> trouble for touching you in defense.<\/h1>\n<h1><b>Thank you and have a spooky fall \ud83c\udf3b\ud83c\udf41\ud83c\udf42\ud83c\udf43<\/b><\/h1>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Back during my highschool years I worked for a place that had four haunted attractions (three houses and a chain-link maze). Lots of great fun and such in general and for the most part I loved it.<\/p>\n<p>However\u2026<\/p>\n<p>One time while haunting the maze, a woman came in with a couple friends. They were laughing and seemed to be having a good time until one of my fellow actors appeared and did his job (very well, I might add). In a move that had to be practiced, this woman whipped off the belt of her pants and swung, hitting him in the knee with her buckle and causing him to drop. Immediately, a few other actors and I came to his aide while she continued swinging her belt and screaming \u201cDONT TOUCH ME DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME!\u201d (Her friends laughing the whole time) which confused all of us because we are a \u2018no touch\u2019 attraction and the struck actor wasn\u2019t even an arms length away when he appeared. I ended up getting struck in the arm before catching a hold of her belt and firmly telling her to calm down. Security arrived shortly after and removed her from the park. As it turns out, they were already looking for her because she had already struck seven other actors in the other haunted houses\u2026.which means she willing entered everything attraction\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Another time is when I was dressed as a demon clown in the circus house. Following the cue of the previous scare, I emerged from a wall in time to cause a very well built man to leap backwards a good two feet, dragging his shorter girlfriend with him who screamed, then laughed before edging around me. The girlfriend seemed nice, really enjoying herself and the good natured fun of the scares buuuuut I guess boyfriend was angry I got him because after he recovered and his girlfriend made it by me, he took a swing at me. Now, I can\u2019t swing back but I did block so instead of taking a hit to the face, my arm took the brunt and sent me tumbling backwards through my trapdoor\u2026where the back of my shoulder met a protruding screw\u2026 Thankfully a security guard just so happened to be in my back area and witnessed the end of it so she was VERY quick to take the guy down and have a crew remove him. The girlfriend came back looking for him and was told what happened so she said \u201cWell screw that jackass!\u201d And carried on alone XD<\/p>\n<p>I got most of my injuries as the clown. Punched, kicked, tackled, nearly stabbed, had plastic beer bottles (we stopped selling glass for obvious reasons) swung at me, all for doing the job they paid for.<\/p>\n<p>And that was just a small bit of the shit that happened to the others across the park.<\/p>\n<p>Luckily, this was only a few people a night so got the most part, the job was a lot of fun and I loved the crew I worked with. It only got frustrating when I had to spend two weeks at a seated scare spot due to a wrenched ankle from yet another attack.<\/p>\n<p>So again: Why?<\/p>\n<p>Why go to something you obviously don\u2019t like? Why pay you have yourself humiliated? There is no excuse to attack us and if it\u2019s an \u201cautomatic reaction of fight or flight\u201d then DON\u2019T GO. If there is even the slightest chance you\u2019ll lash out, DON\u2019T FUCKING GO.<\/p>\n<p>So yeah, P.S.A.:<\/p>\n<p>Be safe this Halloween season. Feel free to enjoy the sights and frights but please, for the love of Mr. Rogers and the Addams family, don\u2019t be a jackass. Make this year a fun and enjoyable one for all!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>why the fuck aren\u2019t these actors legally protected, like if it\u2019s a clear rule not to attack\/harm the actors being\u00a0\u201cbanned\u201d should NOT be the only result. That is fucking assault, it should be reported because these people don\u2019t give a single fuck if they get banned as long as they get their one kick in, actually having the threat of getting in serious trouble for their shitty actions might prevent this from happening as often<\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t understand why this is not considered assault???? why are the actors not protected from these kind of people? Why not make guests sign some sort of agreement before going in to the haunted house that emphasises they will get in trouble if they assault the actors? Just because it\u2019s scary and they\u2019re paying to be scared shouldn\u2019t suddenly mean they are exempt from the same amount of shit they\u2019d get in to if they were to attack a retail employee or a disney park character so WHY is this still an ongoing problem that no one seems to be doing anything logical about? What the fuck is wrong with people?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>jitterbugjive: rhythmrender: rusticbabe: spiderman-against-pedos: witchcryptid: alittlebitpessimistic: azalea-in-time: ziamlevinestylinson: 2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor: useless-worthless-nobody: azalea-in-time: When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you\u2019re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY. 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