{"id":285897,"date":"2018-08-28T18:41:45","date_gmt":"2018-08-28T18:41:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/08\/28\/jenroses-cherryaid-fountain\/"},"modified":"2018-08-28T18:41:45","modified_gmt":"2018-08-28T18:41:45","slug":"jenroses-cherryaid-fountain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/08\/28\/jenroses-cherryaid-fountain\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

jenroses<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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cherryaid-fountain<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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jemthecrystalgem<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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neptunes-salty-butthole<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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cheshiretiffy<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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pats-a-lats<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious\u2026 Here goes. <\/p>\n

So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she\u2019s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I\u2019m pretty sure that\u2019s the first time she\u2019s seen us be affectionate, that\u2019s neither here nor there. <\/p>\n

So today she tells Dale she\u2019s \u201cuncomfortable\u201d here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn\u2019t like living with lesbians, cause it\u2019s not \u201cnormal\u201d, so now I\u2019m pissed. Then, Dale goes, \u201cwell you don\u2019t live here, so it shouldn\u2019t be a problem, just stop coming over\u201d\u2026things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won\u2019t leave our house\u2026.she locked herself in Dales room. <\/p>\n

So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, \u201ccall every lesbian you know, we\u2019re smoking this bitch out!\u201d Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape\u2026<\/p>\n

And that\u2019s the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room\u2026<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Holy shit.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

This is glorious<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I like Dale. He\u2019d break up with a bigoted girlfriend and he wears bathrobes like a cape. Not everyone would wear a bathrobe like a cape.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Some heros wear capes<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I\u2026 have only seen this in screenshots.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

jenroses: cherryaid-fountain: jemthecrystalgem: neptunes-salty-butthole: cheshiretiffy: pats-a-lats: Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious\u2026 Here goes. So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she\u2019s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we … <\/p>\n

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