{"id":285841,"date":"2018-08-30T03:25:04","date_gmt":"2018-08-30T03:25:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/08\/30\/copperbadge-akielosrises-crazymuff1n\/"},"modified":"2018-08-30T03:25:04","modified_gmt":"2018-08-30T03:25:04","slug":"copperbadge-akielosrises-crazymuff1n","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/08\/30\/copperbadge-akielosrises-crazymuff1n\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/copperbadge.tumblr.com\/post\/177512176226\/akielosrises-crazymuff1n-writing-prompt-s\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">copperbadge<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/akielosrises.tumblr.com\/post\/177497699696\/crazymuff1n-writing-prompt-s-at-long-last-the\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">akielosrises<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/crazymuff1n.tumblr.com\/post\/172699385875\/writing-prompt-s-at-long-last-the-chosen-one-has\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">crazymuff1n<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/writing-prompt-s.tumblr.com\/post\/172699212826\/at-long-last-the-chosen-one-has-been-discovered\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">writing-prompt-s<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>At long last, The Chosen One has been discovered. Working as a cashier. With no interest in doing anything even slightly more difficult.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>yeah because there is nothing more difficult than retail<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>tbh anyone who works\/has worked retail would see the chance to go around saving the world in ways that could potentially kill them as a welcome vacation<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cDoes the position of Chosen One offer health benefits of any kind?\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, our ragtag gang of world-saving underdogs has a doctor on-team.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDo I have to pay her out of pocket, is what I\u2019m asking.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGosh no! She\u2019s an idealist, you don\u2019t pay her at all!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh! That\u2019s nice. But then I guess there\u2019s no paycheck.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI mean, the secret cabal that dispenses our orders does make sure we have enough money to feed ourselves and keep a roof over our secret lair and such.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHourly?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHourly what?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLike have you guys ever had to punch a time clock?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe once had to dismantle a sinister time-freezing device in the <i>shape <\/i>of a clock\u2026.otherwise no.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSold. Off we go.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>copperbadge: akielosrises: crazymuff1n: writing-prompt-s: At long last, The Chosen One has been discovered. Working as a cashier. With no interest in doing anything even slightly more difficult. yeah because there is nothing more difficult than retail tbh anyone who works\/has worked retail would see the chance to go around saving the world in ways that &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/08\/30\/copperbadge-akielosrises-crazymuff1n\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[62,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285841"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=285841"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285841\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=285841"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=285841"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=285841"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}