{"id":285624,"date":"2018-08-31T19:29:16","date_gmt":"2018-08-31T19:29:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/08\/31\/simonalkenmayer-teaboot-scarhaver\/"},"modified":"2018-08-31T19:29:16","modified_gmt":"2018-08-31T19:29:16","slug":"simonalkenmayer-teaboot-scarhaver","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/08\/31\/simonalkenmayer-teaboot-scarhaver\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/simonalkenmayer.tumblr.com\/post\/175037610464\/teaboot-scarhaver-scarhaver-i-think-it-is\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">simonalkenmayer<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/teaboot.tumblr.com\/post\/173565110255\/scarhaver-scarhaver-i-think-it-is-good-to\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">teaboot<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/scarhaver.tumblr.com\/post\/158629250569\/scarhaver-i-think-it-is-good-to-warn-people-in\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">scarhaver<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/scarhaver.tumblr.com\/post\/158629074219\/i-think-it-is-good-to-warn-people-in-advance-about\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">scarhaver<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>i think it is good to warn people in advance about the circumstances that will cause you to bite them and i think that having given that warning it is good to follow through when the time comes<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>the rattlesnake is an admirable creature whose virtues we should emulate<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>One time at dance some rando grabbed me by the waist and told me to dance with him and I told him \u201cif you don\u2019t let go I\u2019m going to bite you\u201d and he didn\u2019t let go so I bit him and that really should be the end of the story but he thought that was funny so I turned around and gave him a donkey kick to the shins and took about a 4 inch strip of skin with me so what I learned that day is when one is without debilitating venom, one must be as a horse do<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cbe as a horse do\u201d is my new favorite colloquialism.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>simonalkenmayer: teaboot: scarhaver: scarhaver: i think it is good to warn people in advance about the circumstances that will cause you to bite them and i think that having given that warning it is good to follow through when the time comes the rattlesnake is an admirable creature whose virtues we should emulate One time &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/08\/31\/simonalkenmayer-teaboot-scarhaver\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[10910,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285624"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=285624"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285624\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=285624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=285624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=285624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}