{"id":285346,"date":"2018-09-03T07:35:38","date_gmt":"2018-09-03T07:35:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/03\/the-last-hair-bender-failedhellos\/"},"modified":"2018-12-10T16:35:23","modified_gmt":"2018-12-10T16:35:23","slug":"the-last-hair-bender-failedhellos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/03\/the-last-hair-bender-failedhellos\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-285346 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/03\/the-last-hair-bender-failedhellos\/attachment\/285347\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/tumblr_mt5wxzPiDu1qzxzwwo1_500-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/tumblr_mt5wxzPiDu1qzxzwwo1_500-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/tumblr_mt5wxzPiDu1qzxzwwo1_500-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/the-last-hair-bender.tumblr.com\/post\/177535927777\/failedhellos-mysteampunkheart-lam681\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">the-last-hair-bender<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/failedhellos.tumblr.com\/post\/72565904786\/mysteampunkheart-lam681-winmu\" target=\"_blank\">failedhellos<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/mysteampunkheart.tumblr.com\/post\/72451844233\/lam681-winmu-scullylovesqueequeg\" target=\"_blank\">mysteampunkheart<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/lam681.tumblr.com\/post\/72445498901\/winmu-scullylovesqueequeg-tamtoee\" target=\"_blank\">lam681<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/winmu.tumblr.com\/post\/67776582024\/scullylovesqueequeg-tamtoee-yeahmicah\" target=\"_blank\">winmu<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/scullylovesqueequeg.tumblr.com\/post\/66713348207\/tamtoee-yeahmicah-thegirlinthesea\" target=\"_blank\">scullylovesqueequeg<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/tamtoee.tumblr.com\/post\/66399451919\/yeahmicah-thegirlinthesea-spookydatrump\" target=\"_blank\">tamtoee<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/yeahmicah.tumblr.com\/post\/65007539534\/thegirlinthesea-spookydatrump\" target=\"_blank\">yeahmicah<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thegirlinthesea.tumblr.com\/post\/65003031696\/spookydatrump-note-inthepages-accurate-post\" target=\"_blank\">thegirlinthesea<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/spookydatrump.tumblr.com\/post\/64849205883\/note-inthepages-accurate-post-is-accurate\" target=\"_blank\">spookydatrump<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/note-inthepages.tumblr.com\/post\/63483291677\/accurate-post-is-accurate\" target=\"_blank\">note-inthepages<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Accurate post is accurate.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn\u2019t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him\/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Lame<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>For those in retail.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an \u201cx-medium\u201d. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no \u201cx-medium\u201d. But she insisted, so I went and found her an \u201cx-medium\u201d (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, \u201cTHIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I\u2019m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a\u00a0<strong>diet<\/strong>\u00a0<strong>water\u00a0<\/strong>and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water).<br \/>Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said \u201cNO this one\u2019s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.\u201d I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can\u2019t UNCOOK a steak.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me \u201cnow i want my new croissant\u201d she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells \u201cma\u2019am let me just tell you what we\u2019re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid cunt.\u201d I couldn\u2019t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Most of the people like in the stories above know that they\u2019re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they\u2019ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>That last bit of commentary though.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>You\u2019d think that but I had once had to explain to a woman that I couldn\u2019t \u201ccut her hair longer.\u201d Some people are actually just stupid.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the-last-hair-bender: failedhellos: mysteampunkheart: lam681: winmu: scullylovesqueequeg: tamtoee: yeahmicah: thegirlinthesea: spookydatrump: note-inthepages: Accurate post is accurate. Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn\u2019t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him\/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone Lame For those in retail. I worked in a Lil &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/03\/the-last-hair-bender-failedhellos\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[382,62,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285346"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=285346"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285346\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":285348,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285346\/revisions\/285348"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=285346"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=285346"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=285346"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}