{"id":285298,"date":"2018-09-03T18:41:45","date_gmt":"2018-09-03T18:41:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/03\/hewascharming-im-still-screamin-over-middle-aged\/"},"modified":"2018-09-03T18:41:45","modified_gmt":"2018-09-03T18:41:45","slug":"hewascharming-im-still-screamin-over-middle-aged","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/03\/hewascharming-im-still-screamin-over-middle-aged\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/hewascharming.tumblr.com\/post\/147107818230\/im-still-screamin-over-middle-aged-pok%C3%A8lock\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">hewascharming<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>IM STILL SCREAMIN OVER MIDDLE AGED POK\u00c8LOCK THOUGH\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n<p> John \u201cnothing ever happens to me\u201d Watson scrolling through the app store as if a miracle is stored in fucking Google play, suddenly seeing Pok\u00e8mon Go advertised and being like \u201c:o my childhood\u201d and downloading it hoping it\u2019ll make him get out of the apartment and make him happy <\/p>\n<p>And then theirs fuckign Sherlock, who has been following every new Pokemon shit since he was 8, downloading the game the second it comes out and immediately leveling up like crazy\u2026. Both of them walking through the streets of London, Sherlock in extreme concentration n John just kinda amused at the silliness of chasing down Pokemon in London when they both hit foreheads bc neither of them were looking up, and after both apologizing and saying \u201cow\u201d they look at each other and just Stare\u2026\u2026 Both knowin they just met their soulmate<\/p>\n<p>John \u201cawkwardly flirtious\u201d Watson like \u201cdo you\u2026. Need a flatmate\u201d like Immediately without thinkin and Sherlock Staring and then blurting out \u201cif you win a battle against me then we\u2019ll split the rent 40\/60\u201d and John like \u201cyou\u2019re on\u201d <\/p>\n<p>Both trying really weakly at first and not really putting their spirit into the battle but having fun just being near one another like :o, John is in awe of how far Sherlock is leveled up and is like \u201cwhat can you do when you\u2019re that far?\u201d and Sherlock like \u201c*suppressed excitement to show off to this hot military guy* let me show you\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sherlock just casually destroying John and after he thinks about it he realizes that sometimes hurts people\u2019s feelings so he\u2019s like \u201csorry that was bad to do to a beginner im sorry\u201d but John only reponding with \u201cthat was\u2026 Amazing\u201d and Sherlock going \u201c!!!!!!! WAIT LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT ELSE I CAN DO !!!!!!\u201d and John loving all of Sherlock immediately as they walk to Baker Street to check out the flat\u2026\u2026.. That is where their pok\u00e8 romance begins<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hewascharming: IM STILL SCREAMIN OVER MIDDLE AGED POK\u00c8LOCK THOUGH\u2026\u2026 John \u201cnothing ever happens to me\u201d Watson scrolling through the app store as if a miracle is stored in fucking Google play, suddenly seeing Pok\u00e8mon Go advertised and being like \u201c:o my childhood\u201d and downloading it hoping it\u2019ll make him get out of the apartment and &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/03\/hewascharming-im-still-screamin-over-middle-aged\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[219,129,244,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285298"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=285298"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285298\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=285298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=285298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=285298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}