{"id":285152,"date":"2018-09-05T00:15:13","date_gmt":"2018-09-05T00:15:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/05\/boromir-taking-off-boots-after-a-long-day\/"},"modified":"2018-09-05T00:15:13","modified_gmt":"2018-09-05T00:15:13","slug":"boromir-taking-off-boots-after-a-long-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/09\/05\/boromir-taking-off-boots-after-a-long-day\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

writterings<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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groot-scamander<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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penny-anna<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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penny-anna<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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thescarletpaperback<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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penny-anna<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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tehri<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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penny-anna<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Boromir: *taking off boots after a long day questing* ahh<\/p>\n

A hobbit: o_o<\/p>\n

Boromir: yes?<\/p>\n

Hobbits: o_o o_o<\/p>\n

Boromir: can i\u2026 Help you?<\/p>\n

Hobbits: o_o o_o o_o o_o<\/p>\n

Boromir: \u2026<\/p>\n

Hobbits: o__o o__o o__o o__o<\/p>\n

Boromir: please stop looking at my feet like that you are making me VERY uncomfortable<\/p>\n

Hobbits: >_> <_< >_> <_<<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Pippin: stars above your poor feet<\/p>\n

Frodo: Pippin!<\/p>\n

Merry: Aren\u2019t they cold?!<\/p>\n

Frodo: MERRY!<\/p>\n

Pippin: They\u2019re so small!<\/p>\n

Frodo: YOU DON\u2019T JUST SAY THAT TO SOMEONE<\/p>\n

Merry: You and Sam are thinking the same thing!<\/p>\n

Frodo: I am most certainly no-<\/p>\n

Sam: I am.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Frodo: please excuse them none of us have ever seen a big person\u2019s feet before<\/p>\n

Boromir: I am putting my boots back on <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Pippin: lookit those little toes!!! <\/p>\n

Boromir: (slaps hand away)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Pippin: aww c\u2019mon. If you let me touch your toes, I\u2019ll let you touch mine!!<\/p>\n

Boromir:\u00a0<\/p>\n

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Pippin: I\u2019m so sorry for your loss, I will always remember your brother fondly as the first Big Person whose naked feet I saw<\/p>\n

Faramir: please don\u2019t do that<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Bold of this to assume Gandalf hasn\u2019t allowed himself to go barefoot in Hobbiton at least once in his life<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

bold of you to assume gandalf has feet<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

writterings: groot-scamander: penny-anna: penny-anna: thescarletpaperback: penny-anna: tehri: penny-anna: Boromir: *taking off boots after a long day questing* ahh A hobbit: o_o Boromir: yes? Hobbits: o_o o_o Boromir: can i\u2026 Help you? Hobbits: o_o o_o o_o o_o Boromir: \u2026 Hobbits: o__o o__o o__o o__o Boromir: please stop looking at my feet like that you are making … <\/p>\n

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